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Nasty Discovery In The Loo

Posted on October 12, 2005 by Jolene

Sometimes, my ability to pick on details is not a good thing.

Due to the congestion of the female toilets in the cafeteria, I had to use the guy’s one.

I do wonder how their pubic hair managed to decorate the toilet seat in a very neat pattern.

I have a few theories though:

1) A trajectory force projects the follicle onto the toilet seat upon ‘zippation’ of the zip.

2) The pH of the stale pee remnants on the toilet seat is so high that it acts on the hair follicles in the groin area hence the hair gets removed and falls upon the toilet seat.

3) Some weird guy thinks it’s funny to peel out some hair and place it around the toilet seat.

4) We have a (male) student undergoing chemotheraphy in AIMST.

5)With the help of “a few bds coursemates of mine”, they’ve come to an affirmative conclusion that the guys were beating-aeroplanes too vigorously. *nods wisely*

It doesn’t make it better what with the hair being a curly wurly one.

*pukes*

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Moving on to other non-nonsensical things:

I smsed a close friend today and she’s gotten over a recent fling. What I don’t believe is how she is able to let go when it started just awhile ago with the roller coaster ride that she was on with him. I don’t know if I can call it a fling but I am happy for her that it didn’t get too serious.

Typical girls cling on and whine whine whine about “that guy”.

If she’s able to “get over him”, that’s great. But isn’t that what the men do? men are usually the ones with the heart of stone.

But I hate the guy even though I don’t know him for what he’s done to my friend. Even though it may be a short period but you know, if you never thought of staying for long, then don’t even start anything.

Anyway, here’s one to those bastard men in the world. *shows third finger and lifts boobs obscenely  and shouts “STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS OR I WILL PERSONALLY CASTRATE YOUR MINISCULE PENIS!!”*

1 thought on “Nasty Discovery In The Loo”

  1. Jayelle says:
    December 9, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    Jayelle Oct 16, 05 Delete
    luzzio: yeah i’ve been meaning to ask you why there are pink and purple strands from time to time esp just after Gay Pride Day?

    HAHAHA

    luzzio Oct 16, 05 Delete
    we used to share the same toilet. any of my male hair left behind at times? =)

    Jayelle Oct 15, 05 Delete
    asyraf lee: no, it’s more complicated than that.

    meldee: thank goodness we date nice ones. hahaha.. u dun wanna see the hair. want to take one back as a souvenir for you.;D

    meldee Oct 15, 05 Delete
    eurgh. (about the hairs) only you would notice. haha.

    YEAHH MANN (about the female-empowerment statement at the end). TO HELL WITH BASTARD MEN! luckily we date nice ones. *cracks knuckles menacingly* hee.

    Asyraf Lee Oct 14, 05 Delete
    you mean it was one night stand for her or what? Kinda lost here :S

    Jayelle Oct 14, 05 Delete
    yuin: they’d better be:)

    willwolf: are u really scared ? Hahah

    c.ho: hahaha , thanks for agreeing.

    crazy: and feed it to 18 different animalsyea? all that talk about spreading their seeds, should make it come true for them. (a last wish kinda thing)

    aT: but I was just a curious little girl! *pouts*

    3riC: if i had another guy with me in the toilet that would be SOOO wrong. hahaha. it’s a single cubical, uncle eric;P lol, yeah, must ask the rest of the family if they like to visit “other” toilets as well. till the next wedding dinner!! woot!

    sush: she will tell u if she tells u!

    disenfranchised: yeah! it is!

    giant sotong: yeah, I’d be so mean. because I had NS. Yeah.

    isabelle: thanks for the education!

    wuchin: thanks , i’ll take it from you.;) lesson learnt!

    Wuching Oct 14, 05 Delete
    girl, never go into a mens toilet, we r disgusting like pigs, piss & pubs & all!

    Isabelle Oct 14, 05 Delete
    Castrate implies testicles removal lah…nothing to do with the penis.

    Giant Sotong Oct 14, 05 Delete
    “Castrate” implies penis removal, so no need to add that last bit… whatever.

    And you’ve had NS training! Beware of Commando Jo!

    Disenfranchised Oct 13, 05 Delete
    well, that’s sounds WAY disgusting…
    shouts at top of voice: EWW!!!

    Sush Oct 13, 05 Delete
    hmm……who’s the girl arh? tell me on email yea jo.

    3r1c Oct 13, 05 Delete
    huh? was there any other guys in the toilet with u then? should have just asked them… might get better answers.

    and i tot i was crazy going to girls toilets… guess some “it’s-in-de-gene” thingy is true then.

    aT Oct 13, 05 Delete
    dem disguisting la ………even i as a male …don’t look at the urinal directly …….its too damn obscene!

    Crazy Oct 12, 05 Delete
    yes!! and also chop the penis into 18 pieces. LOL!!

    c.ho Oct 12, 05 Delete
    hahhaha.. yeah gurl.. that’s the way:P

    Willwolf Oct 12, 05 Delete
    Wahlau. Old man like me oso scared liao. LOL

    yuin Oct 12, 05 Delete
    damn thats ganaz…people will be scared to approach your girlfriends in the future…

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