The Most Annoying Blog Post Eva!!!!!111oneone

Posted on by Jolene

For the past few days, Brenda, Lie Yuen and I were having a lot of fun listing out traits we find so very typical and annoying about the blogs we read online. We have to admit that we ARE guilty of some of the traits, but I thought it would’ve been fun to do one entire blog post to spoof all the annoying blogging traits. Don’t be offended ya if you see something familiar :) Learn to laugh at yourself, I also laugh at myself alot. :) (and after writing this, I shall continue with the textbooks, don’t scold me already!)

You know how some blogs must blog about every single detail, or even posting lyrics and then consider that as a post, or how they must take photo with EVERY single thing(uh-oh, that’s me.. ) or how they use chat/sms speak to write their entries? Let’s not forget the must pancute(the really trying to fish for compliments type, complete with ‘the angles’) type of photos too. Which reminds me, anybody saw that Myspace The Movie video on Youtube? “Dude, she’s got the angles!” lollolol.. Oh oh, and of course the third person reference and the inevitable creation of new words with that specific theme in your blog.

There’s this category of blogs called eat shit sleep type of blogging. It’s like you don’t really have anything good to blog about so you just talk about what you ate and EVERY single detail about your life. Which is mostly how it is. But the term ’shit sleep’ just seems to roll along naturally. Heh, the whole post kinda mocks that concept. Once again, don’t take it to heart if you think this is akin to your style. I’m also…sometimes…an eat shit sleep blogger. ;\ But it’s not necessarily a bad thing!

I’d colour the fonts if I could, but I’m just too lazy..;P and if I could add some annoying cursor with the equally annoying graphics, I would. Just that I don’t have time to go to such great lengths, so you guys will have to make do.

Before you start, press play on the player below. Without an annoying song automatically playing in the background of a blog, it won’t make the whole annoying blog post thing complete. Heh. Sorry lah, I always press the stop button on my explorer to shut the automatic music up. (The only song I ever liked from a blog is at Kai-Lin’s Blog)

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Helloz!!!

Today Jojobear woke up and did nothing relli. I juz stone around lorz today. Spose 2 stardi wun… but haihzzzz, sienzzz.


I drank vitagen today lor. Quite nice….but abit too sweet for me.

Anybody rmbr the vitagen song ar?

V is for Vitagen! It’s good for your digestion!

Which remindz me hor, of alot of other nice songs about drinks n food leh! LOL LOL LOL! Found dis blog with lots of nice songs!

– Choki-choki, have some please. Choki-choki, for you and me!

– Minum Milo anda jadi, sihat dan kuat!

– Sweet, sour and salty… Nano-nano, Nano-nana, NANO-NANOOOO!!!

– Paddle-pop, WOW! Paddle-pop, YEAH! Super-duper yummy!

– Jualan hebat Parkson! Jualan Hebat Parkson!

– Good times, great taste, that’s why this is our place! Good times, great taste, at Mc-D-O-N-A-L-D-S, Mc-D-O-N-A-L-D-S… Good times, great taste, at McDonalds!

– Mee Maggi, cepat dimasak, sedap dimakan!

– I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R’ Us kid. There’s lots of toys in Toys R’ Us for us to play with!

– Let’s go to the zoo, there’s lots of things to do, and the food is finger lickin’ good!

– Seven five five two five two five, seven five five two five two five, seven five five two five two five, special delivery!

I luv jingles!! It makes me feel soooo goood!!!


Then stardi stardi di, i felt so hungweee… Jojobear poor tummy make grr grr soundz. Jojobear so sad…See Jojobear sad face.. –> (T_T) (_ _) (ToT) (TOT) (>,< ) ...... _|_ (_|_)(_\_)(_/_)(_|_) ( o)( o)
den I picked up the rubber, and rub rub rub rub rub rub… wah, so clean. LOL! I love my rubber so much! I shall call it a jober!


den i lift my head up and saw the clock. Wah, 3.30pm already. Sienz! Must cont stardying. Ganbate Jojobear!


Eeeee..Jojobear so dirty girl. Ystday coffee finish drinking di juz leave there lik dat. ewwwzzzzz. No wonder boi boi go singapore to study, dunwan jojobear di. Sob sob.

The chips tasted so good! Jojobear so happy.. let u c my chomping piccieZ..


i bite one…


den i bite one more..


den i bite one more..


den i bite one more hor..


…and 1 more! LOLLOL it is so deliciouz laaaaaaa…


Mmmm…..tell me you wan 1 2!


den my face itchy so i scratch lor.

What else did i do 2day u ask? Wellll…


I walked out of my room… so i put my right leg out 1st. LoL.


den i put it in the slipper.


I went to the fridge to eat choccies! Everybody luvs choccies dun they? Who don’t luv choccies is a crazy ass i tell u!


i washed a load of clothes 2day… Jojobear got clean clothes to wear. YayYyy…


but then when i went outside to hang my clothez.. i slipped and terjatuh. OWww! Pain man!! See my leg, poor Jojobear. Sniff sniff sniff. (actually this is Lie Yuen’s leg. I just needed more material for this stupid post. hahaha)


>.< !! I just <3 the smell of fresh clean bed sheets!!!!
I saw de fence so cute so i must camwhore wit it!


The car so cute too! Oopsie, Jojobear nen nen exposed di. U all dun so notti go save this photo hor!


The flower on the floor also so pretty!!


Postbox so red leh! Ang ar!!


Have you met Mr. Meter? SAY HELLO TO MR. METER!!!


old newz paper, paper lama.. hahahahhahaha.


Who cuteR? Jojobear or the bucket?


Eeee! The chair so cute!!!


My tiffin carrier rockzzzzzz.. I get my mealz in them. So deliciouss. mmm.


Ok..back to stardying! Jojobear so fat right?? Plz tell me I’m fat!! I’m so damn fat ya!!


Mebbe this angle makes me look cuter hor.


den stomach pain pain again..must b the chips frm dis aftnoon…. I saw de toilet… lik heaven lik dat to me..


But if i shit today like dat means tmr no nid to shit?


nvm!! I will try my best to shit 2day AND tmr!!! GANBATE JOJOBEAR!!!! >.<>,< ()_() (Don't be stupid guys, obviously I had my pants on when I took this shot. heheh)
After Jojobear poopoo, Jojobear brushed her teeth.


jojobear luv brushing her teeth. Eeee!


Den it wuz time 2 go 2 bed. Zzzzz.


n then i off de lightz.

Wow!! wat a day man! LOL LOL.

OKAY! I hereby tag 5 people:

1. Mimi
2. Lala
3. Ah Chong
4. Ah Yau
5. Puke-green Girl!

*this is a sponsored post.

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Alright, time to bathe and return to the books. :D Hopefully none of you will kill me after this. All in the name of fun!
And those I “linked” in the “tag”, it’s to make it more authentic and fun la. Hahaha. Don’t have to take me seriously, but if you wanna come up with a version of your own, why not?:D

32 thoughts on “The Most Annoying Blog Post Eva!!!!!111oneone”

  1. lol woman, you gotta be kidding me. O.o and what’s wrong with putting up song lyrics huhhhh? 😛 I happen to love the piano in that song btw. hehee. somebody paid you big bucks to write this post?


    jo: lol! nothing wrong. just that some blogs are all about song lyrics. joh, learn to laugh at urself;P har, u like the piano in barbie girl? …LOL no, it’s a mockery of how u have to sift through blog posts which are mostly sponsored posts to get to a genuine post.:P

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  2. arghh..i hate this kinda post. Makes me wana puke. I would agree that its the most annoying blog post


    jo: heheh same here. even when i read it again myself i felt like throwing the laptop to the other end of the room

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  4. what. the… what the…. what the…..

    okay.. I basically just looked at the pics. Had no idea what you were talking abt.. hahahahhaha.. excuse me.. are you sure this didn’t take much of your studying time hmmmm ?? lol!!

    ……. okay.. the JOjobear thing’s way overboard.


    jo: lol photos were taken the day before la..;P editted the same day. it was written in about 15 minutes.;P

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  5. Hi!! Good day to u. I read the entry a few time wandering which catergoric my blog is in. Pehap u can tell me. Don’t worry me not angry wan.


    jo: ;P no need to take it to heart one la! damn general one;P but…if u really wanna know, it’s leaning towards the msn chat speak type of blog.. but otherwise it’s okay..dun worry:)

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  7. you even did the angle and pursued lips thing, hahah! considering it’s supposed to be annoying, i actually liked your version. But yea, if everyday like that….

    If you had TyPeD LiEK tHIs, people wont get pass the first sentence (some people can have a 2 page entry written up and down wan… gila, where got so much time keep ur finger on shift key omg)

     

    jo: ahhahaha.. that’s the whole purpose man. to make it entertaining in an annoying way. wahhahaa.. i also sien to read u  know;(

    sure get cramping on the fourth finger one i tell u! confirm!
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  8. omg omg i look at this and i’m like shit that’s me.. haha, hope i din annoy the hell out of people.. hmm.. but this is by far the mostttttttt annoying post I ever read.. haha .. congrats! btw, u have exams right? Why do u still have so much spare time taking all those pictures? lol.. Good luck, hope u get HDs!!!!

    jo: hahaha dun worry, it’s not necessarily annoying if someone blogs like that. for some it works, for some it doesn’t. if you’re happy with your style, so be it. but u know la the type who like to force u to read their blogs and the content like -_-, writing style also -_-. Itu lah.

    damnn… i AM studying one u know. hahaha tmr exams start.

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  9. died dot com

    awesome ‘impersonation’ nontheless =)

    jo: haven’t you heard? in Malaysia we say “died dot com dot my”.. hahaha thanks dear.:)

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  11. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. laughed till i almost cried. siao la you woman. i miss the silliness only you can do and get away with.

    btw, yalah, that was the most annoying post, eva!!!1oneone. 😛 complete with horrible engriiish and mou liu shots. haha i also spotted your censorship measures 😉

    and why am i an ah chong?

    jO; hahaha wish i was there to laugh with u! i was there to laugh with lie yuen this morning. certainly felt good!:P hahahhaa what, what would happen to someone else should they imitate my bo liao ness???

    hahahahaha…see, got you attracted to the !!!!111oneone thing too. Apparently it’s some dota thing…u know the guys get so excited they say things  like, “Woi!!!!1111” (tersalah type kinda thing)..;P  ya man. authentic sial.  Nolah, juust some stupid names..like lame names..hahaha
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  12. hahahahha!! this is bloody hilarious!! you hit the nail on the head with this one! are annoying and funny the same thing? coz thats what this post is! hehe

     

    jO; ahhaha it’s a mockery of sorts la! not annoying ok!:P:P:P thanks girl, make me so happy that u found it funny. i was like quite stoned when i wrote this. so fucking early in the morning u know..5am

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  13. jo. lene. lai.

    i so want to smash my laptop after reading this.. please.. no.. more.. puke. inducing *died*

    jo: Ng. Chun. Leen. 😀 hahaha. come we together-gether smash our laptops. i’ve been meaning to anyway.:P so can get pink sony one!(just kidding dad dun kill me)

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  14. Agree! It’s the most annoying blog post eva! LOL, but I still enjoy reading, gosh I miss vitagens! =)

     

    jO: ahahha.. that’s why. not to say shouldn’t blog like that, just abit eyesore.;P go out and buy! 7-11 sure got one;)

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  15. i c0m3 t0 uR bl0g 3ev3rYd@Y h0p!nG tH@t !t’$ uPd@t3D h0rk@Y!

    ps : why no bedsheet! tsk tsk tsk!

    j() ~~ i thX u 4 c0miNg 2 My B|oGgie eVerYd@y… i wi|| trY 2 UpD@t3. C La C La. Ex@M sEaS0n!!ii!!ii! :ppPppPppPpppppp  kekekekekekekeke

    ps: Period leak! 😀 So it was spinning in the washing machine as i was taking the photos;P
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  16. the piano in MY song lah. hahaha NOT the barbie song. omg. hehe. the brushing teeth is just overdoing it lah. hahahhaha

    jo: oh. ur song. faham faham..fahamfaham.. hahah barbie song where got piano rite? that’s why i was like wtf..?hahaa…..lol .. it’s suipposed to be a step by step pictorial of someone’s life ma.

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  17. Aiya. How to blog lah liddat! So difficult loh! Not easy you know. 😛

    jo: Bwahahhaha!!! 🙂 ur english too terrer already la Paul! until you wanna mimic Ah Lian speak also cannot. 😛 😛 Try harder! 

     

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  18. wtf wtf… damn lawak wei….! you’re crazy la, esp with the chip eating bit. each pic also like you’re coming nearer and nearer to the screen…. *scared aunty leech*

    jo: lol!! wei, where got aunty! it’s cheh cheh Leech. ahhaha please laaa.. .. oh man i didn’t notice that! ur damn observant. only realised when i went back to look at the pics;P

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  19. LOL! I was going to make a blogpost like this but you beat me to it. Kudos 🙂

    jo: hahaha.. u can still do a version of urs!:) i’ll go read it!:P thanks anyway! haha

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  21. I wanted to jump off a building halfway thru the post. then I saw the link to MY blog. haha

    jo: bwahahhaa.. eleh, got link to ur blog only u layan! cis cis! lol i was googling “V is for Vitagen” hoping to get the ‘lyrics’. Mana tau saw one of ur entries listed and laughed when i finally got my ‘lyrics’ and many more. ehehhe thanks ya
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  22. WTF IS PUKE GREEN GIRL WTF but hahahahaha the post dman funny lah i also wanna do but u use all the idea edi i dunwan to be a copycatzz. im so sexy and prettyzz i like to eat applezz.

    jo: lollll just some weird name la. u know how typical names like Pinkie gurl, or BabyBluebaby etc etc..so must come up with an original colour. wahhaha. lol! eleh, dunwant to do say la, so many excuses. hahaa.. and YOu! stop being random! there there love is blind.
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  24. Wow you are a great blogger. No one else comes close.

    Must have taken about 2 hours to snap photos, write text and upload pics :p

    And that song.. omg. I clicked to stop the music right away.

    jo: LOLLOL..this one call great blogger ar..:D
    no lar dun say taht make me feel guilty only. they were done in portions. haha photos were taken on saturday evening. photos were editted sunday morning. text written monday morning. hehehe how about that man. 😀
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  25. Urgh!

    When i meet i want to murder you with a fork for writing this.
    Using a desert fork, mind you. Not the forks used to roast char siew.

    No la, we all love Jolene, how can murder Jolene right…

    jo: lol that traumatizing meh!!:) eh are u back ar?:D can meet up ya!

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  26. ROFL! OMG, you got me laughing with all your pictures all the while I scrolled down slowly! Muahaha! Great one! Great one!

    jo: LOL thanks dude! i really wish i can do this consistently..:D unfortunately lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice.;D

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  27. *this is a sponsored post.

    bwahahahahaha! ROTFLOL!

    jo: ehehhe damnnn. only YOU got the joke. nobody else did. somemore one of my friends thought people really paid me to do this. -_-
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  28. fcuking hilarious. TrYzZ iNsErtInG 128 dIffRen ColOrS 2 Ur PosTzzzzz =)

    p/S: if annonymous (well my IP add is one step from being revealed) posts are not your thing, i’ll refrain from commenting. I’ll still read it until you ban my IP / seek and kill / lock all your posts / find and annihilate me. =P

    jo: ahhaha thank u for the love. i dunwant to insert different colours! .. wordpress cannot insert one actually..hehehe. but i want people to at least read it man!

    NoOOO! don’t stop commenting. you’re one of my favourite commentators..:D dun go! and i sent you an email to kepo about you. go check ur yahoo mail. bwahhaha.

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  29. I put lyrics too! AND IT’s A POST hmph. Coz it’s the song which best describes your current mood!

    kisses

    jo: lol emo la tuh! alah, come I sayang..:) Give u lots of TLC when i see u next. I can just imagine you using ur cross arms emoticon!

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  30. AHhh… Those photos are sooooooo fucking… Aheemm… How to say… Hmm.. FUGLY!! But it’s funny though.
    By the way, you are linked!! 😀

    jo: lol!! thanks man! that’s the whole point la. heheh thank you for linking. will return the favour in the future!
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  31. Mahai! Mat lan chat lala? 1 2 fight izit? Come la tell me where u stay i go there whack u until you cry for help.

    On a side note, brother’s coming back only on the 28th.

    jo: TIU NIA SING! Call you lala also give face edi liao!! Still want to talk so much cock?? Never die before ar!! Boy ar..you better watch out i tell you. If you got balls you tell me WHERE you stay..(cannot give u my address later you kill my puppy)……. sit Ktm go kl sentral then go lrt to KJ rite? You pick me up ya when i reach. Mis call you. THEN I WILL KILL YOU YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

    eh cham cham:( i’ll be back in Kedah di.

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  32. ohmygod!! this is too funny!!
    and the song!!! *faints*


    jo: lol! thank u for layaning this post..even though the post is so many days old already:P

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