I know I bisinged about how I wish I can blog seamlessly like before, about every single shit I did the entire day.
Well, I’m going to give it a shot. I now declare this week as Eat Shit Sleep Week. Anybody is free to join me in this pursuit to recover the lost essence of super old school blogging. Just let me know you’re joining me in my comment box(and I’ll think of how to incorporate those who are eat-shit-sleeping in my consequent posts.). The rules are that you must type everything that happened to you in the past 24 hours and you can add any tid bits from the previous days.
Get set, GO!
I woke up at 11 am this morning. Rolled around in bed and turned around and slept with my head at the foot of the bed and my legs at the ..um, other end of the bed. Is the part where your head is called the dashboard or headboard or something? I forgot.
Checked for smses on the Samsung i550 as I rolled around because I was half way smsing Chee Kiang with my new SIM card in that phone last night. My first message to him was quite funny, I wrote, “Hi. How much do you love your girlfriend?:)”
And he replied, “Hey. Who is this? Of course I love her.”
Chuckling, I texted back, “This is a new Samsung user with a new SIM card.”
I burst out laughing at his following reply, “DEAR?! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!”
“Hahaha..what was going through your head?”
“Oh, you know how kidnap messages start.”
Would’ve been cruel for me to play more.
So I rolled out of bed at long last and bathed. I contemplated, “Hm, to wash hair or not to wash hair” but since I was scratching like I was infected by lice I decided to get the washing over and done with.
Lie Yuen, Cze-Yin and I went for lunch at the coffee shop in our housing area, the one that we always go to whenever exams are near. I loveee the chap fan there because they have fried eggs with runny yolks. I would usually pop the yolk with my fork and see the yellow goo flow and cover a good portion of my steaming white rice. On top of all of that, I usually scoop a mountain of stir-fried veggie and its gravy and if I’m feeling not-as-fat-as-I-usually-feel, then I would put a fried chicken on top of that.
The aunty there shouts, “Sing kat teh!!”. We are such frequent patrons that she doesn’t even need to ask me what drink I want. Sing kat teh is cold chinese tea in hokkien.
After lunch, I dropped both the girls home and went by myself to Tesco to post my sticker orders. Hehe, business is steady and I am happy. I’ve made almost RM300 from stickers. Woot woot! I even uploaded new stickers – the almost-like handmade stickers and SANDYLION STICKERS!!
Came home and stoned in front of the computer as usual with a million obligations running through my head. Sometimes i wonder if I’ve taken too much on to my plate. Then as usual, I procrastinate completing all those obligations and tend to what makes me happiest: Cataloging my stickers and keying in the codes to my sticker records.
I did think of my books while I fiddled with my stickers. I really should be thinking about them since my finals are at the end of the month. Oh woe, is me. Nevermind, I shall be buried completely in my books from the next hour onwards.
But you know, somehow that doesn’t work as well. Previously, with the ability to turn off the computer, I can focus on my studies and not fret about checking my email, facebook and blogs I don’t even bother reading unless exams are around the corner. Sheesh. But my night was prolonged with the Samsung i550!! Arghhhhh… it has wifi and I’m like fiddling with the phone after every paragraph or so. There’s even this cool voice command function.. it doesn’t discriminate against Malaysian accents!
I know I still owe the organizers of blogmob a thorough review of the phone and yes I have my plans for the many aspects of the phone that I will soon write about. There’s this comment on me in the column showcasing how many people each blogger has shown the phone too, “Life is sure easy for JOLENE. Without doing anything she stays in first position, 84 people” . Though I’m sure it’s meant to be tongue in cheek, but I just want all of you to know that I know that my final exams should be more important than anything else in the world and I have one month to show you what I can do with this phone. I sapu-ed 84 people one short in the first few days because I know I won’t have time and honestly, I’m stuck in Kedah and on a study break. Can’t do much. Give me time. 🙂 My exams are in two weeks. I have two weeks more after that to go all out.
Also, to those who raised their eyebrows at me for showing random strangers the Samsung i550, I think it’s alright because that’s what the contest says. Organizers, you only mentioned that the bloggers must Show the phone to other people right? So I’m still safe right? 🙂 Also, if I let these random strangers hold on to the phone, how am I able to repay the RM1400+ if they run away with it? I put effort in and did my part. It’s not easy but I know if I cannot afford the time to do such crazy things in the next two weeks, I might as well do as MUCH as I can while I have the time. Fair enough? 🙂 If I can be so tak malu, those who want to show the phone to as many strangers can do so as well if they want to. Try it! It’s fun. Just go out, find a crowded place and start talking to random weirded out strangers.
Gosh, what was supposed to be an eat shit sleep post deviated so far. Nah there you go, that’s my thoughts when I clicked onto the blogmob website. Great job guys! 😀 I’m getting quite a steady amount of incoming links from blogmob.
After feeling more guilty about not studying yet, I squat down to look at the hamsters. I bought wives for the two lonely rodents when I went back to Subang over the weekend. The two rodents were purchased from the Curve flea market back in February. I was told that one was a male and one was a female. But I knew that was not the case when both hamsters grew up and started having two lumps dragging behind their respective bums. They looked very contented with their assigned wives. Their wives are only one month old and can’t mate yet. But who say they can’t practice right? 😉 😉 😉
I thought I should jazz things up a little and swapped their wives. The moment I changed their wives, the two males got all horny and tried their very best to hump the poor little baby hamsters. Practice makes perfect, I always say.
Suddenly I feel like the mother-in-law in the Joy Luck Club movie who threw the 16 year old girl, naked, into the room where her giggling 15 year old squinty eyed husband awaited her.
The computer continued to look enticing. I logged on to facebook. I’m annoyed. For the past few days, there are random guys adding me on Facebook and I keep seeing that they are connected to most of my AIMST friends. So oklor, perhaps it’s a junior. But I can usually recognize my juniors, so it’s kinda strange that way. I gave them the benefit of the doubt and added anyway. If I get random girls adding me, they are usually people who read my blog(why else would girls add me la? “wanna be frenz?” Of course not!!), and I’m okay with that. It’s nice to know people who are genuinely interested in you as a person. One of my friends from AIMST has friends who keep adding everyone from my class. Arghhh…..I keep getting fooled over and over again.
I am currently chatting with Chun Leen and we both agree that with Facebook, a cleaner friends list should be the way to go. No more adding every Tom, Dick and Harry like how we did on Friendster. It’s not flattering okay. I only have one decent photo of myself and I use it everywhere. Sad, I know. Misleading too! 😀 Too bad, it’s the internet.
That being said, I think I am quite the hypocrite. I was very very VERY entertained by this clown in Bukit Tinggi a while back. I even have a video of him on youtube. His friends started leaving comments saying that it’s their handsome friend/funny friend etc etc. I was very intrigued because who could this clown be under all the layers of make up? A clown, him, was chatting to us about jobs at citibank and asking me where I studied while making animals out of balloons. Haha. And he made a teddy bear with a tiny dicky but denied it when his boss asked him. Yup, I got that on video. Damn cheeky fella. And I found him. The power of the internet! I added him on Facebook and sent him the video link. LOL I hope he doesn’t get freaked out.
After facebooking, I saw a few interesting reactions to my fiction story about this Disgusting Girl Who Wants To Fall In Love. It was supposed to be for a game on youthmalaysia where other contributors would continue the story. It’s a chain story. But I continued with part 2 seeing that one of them thought it’s real. Haha.
Sigh, so what else did I do today? It’s about 10pm now and about an hour ago, Lie Yuen and I completed two Simpsons episodes. Timeless clever cartoons those are. Me love Homer! I think Lisa is annoying. I hate it when she talks and talks about the environment and goes all Mother Theresa-ish.
Back to the books now!
Oh wait, just for the sake of recording a funny incident:
Last Friday, I went for a drink with Mel, Mun Teng, Dennis and Joshua at this placed called Lorong Mamak. People who study around SS15 would know where this is. It’s somewhere in between Study Link and Salmon Steak. It has no name but it’s just a mamak between two walls of adjacent shop lot blocks with a tiny tv and some tables and chairs. Apparently this place is famous for it’s Mango blended and Milo shake. Both of which are like super kau. Half the mug and your sugar levels will be like sky high. So I ordered a milo shake and Joshua ordered a Mango blended. Dennis ordered a set of half boiled eggs and I did the same.
Bumped into Khek Tjian, my old high school mate, who was there with his entire legion of church mates. I turned around and made small talk with him and suddenly he just stared into space. I thought it was just another one of those silent moments so I let it pass. Then I made somemore conversation but he cut me off by guffawing really loudly and said, “eh, sorry sorry, I go back first.”
I turned around and saw that Dennis had finished one of his eggs. “Hm, fast,” I thought.
We continued with our stupid jokes way into the night and I found chewy bits in my milo shake. Sweet and gooey! Yum! So I scooped one out and it was yellow in colour. I exclaimed, “Eh! My milo got mango bits! So cool one!”
The rest were like, “Huh? Got mango bits? let me see let me see..”
Then I stirred to look for more, “Nah here got somemore, you all try..eh wait, why got white colour one also…..WTF DENNIS CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bloody friends…!! They put a half boiled egg in my milo shake and I drank like half the mug, apparently enjoying it. Hahahaha.. it was damn funny. Glad to be entertaining.
I went to Khek Tjian and scolded him for his ability to muka maintain while talking to me. He saw the whole thing lah that’s why he started laughing like mad and had to excuse himself.
Sigh. I’ll admit that it was a good one. 😀
NOW TO THE BOOKS!
And that concludes my eat shit sleep post for the day. Sure feels good! 😀
I’m blogging for myself! Woohoo!