Women and men can be shallow just the same.
Funny how girls will get called ‘sluts’ the minute they fall out withÂ friends whom they’ve confided in about their promiscuous sexual past.
When they were still friends it’s all “Hey! Good on ya, you naughty girl, you. Heehee”.. and once the buttons to the inner bitch gets pushed, gone lah you. Girls defame each other so fast it’s not even funny.
As for guys, there was this old primary school reunion once. My primary school best friend, Siew Lee,Â was quite the nerd back in primary school(I was more of a nerd than she was, to be fair. So she doesn’t have to feel sad. There’s always Jolene the Geek to make you feel better. *tosses pigtails and pushes glasses up*). I don’t know about her lah, but I was invisible back in standard 6. I think she was too as I can’t remember any guys swarming around. So imagine the reaction of this fellow guy classmate when she sashayed in to the party all hot and demure.
“Eh Jolene, long time we never play pool adi hor. When go play pool ar? Call me you know! Call Siew Lee along also! She damn hot already!”
Ngo Pui!! (I spit!! – in cantonese)
Anyway, it’s gonna be a looooong night. The clock reads 3.07am. FUCKING CARBOHYDRATE METABOLISM..haven’t finished reading the textbook..argh. I’m thankful biochemistry is only for first year students. Biochemistry is the worst subject ever. Followed by Anatomy. Then oral physiology/dentistry/oral anatomy.Â I loooove physiology. It’s like telling a story.