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Kucing Mana Yang Tidak Makan Ikan

Posted on May 13, 2009 by Jolene

Ikan-ikan banyak di laut,
Kekadang berenang sampai ke sungai,
Menjumpai kucing, itulah maut,
Bila jumpa, cakaplah “OHAI!”

Cerita ini cerita tentang Si Putih,
Si Putih memang seekor kucing,
Ternampak ikan-ikan dalam air jernih,
Si Putih pun bersedia memancing.

Si Putih seekor kucing yang senang lapar,
Cuba lagi-lagi untuk ikan belaka,
Ikan terpikat, bukan satu tapi dua,
Ini kucing memang kucing derhaka.

Ikan bodoh, ikan buat tak tau,
Dua-dua pun ingin dimakan Si Putih,
Dua-dun pun Si Putih mau,
Salah satu hati ikan mesti pedih.

Si Putih bersiap untuk bersantap,
Ikan-ikan asyik menunggu,
Di goreng, di bakar atau di asap,
Tibalah masa untuk pilih satu.

Termakan ikan siakap,
Tulang banyak, rasanya beza,
Si Putih baling keluar tingkap,
Si Putih memang tak biasa.

Kini dipilih Ikan bawang putih,
Ikan siakap menangis tak henti,
Oh ikan siakap janganlah sedih,
Kucing seekor tidak semesti.

Ikan bawang putih dah lama menunggu,
Ternampak ikan siakap dipilih dahulu,
Walaupun sakit hati tapi asyik tunggu,
Si Putih memang pandai mengampu.

Wahai kucing-kucing sekalian,
Satu ikan, cukup sehidup,
Boleh ke tak makan ikan lain,
Walaupun tersangat ranggup.

Kecewa dengan banyak kucing. Banyak pelakon kucing yang handal dalam dunia ini.

BM SPM dapat B3. Kesalan yang paling besar. BM saya sungguh menghisap.

9 thoughts on “Kucing Mana Yang Tidak Makan Ikan”

  1. mh says:
    May 14, 2009 at 4:14 am

    LOL. Cute BM puisi though. Btw, I think you mean ikan bawal putih?

    jo: hahha thank you thank you. oh issit bawal putih?

    –

  2. ahmog says:
    May 14, 2009 at 9:35 am

    is this poem implying about unfaithful cheating guy?

    There is a cantonese saying “Which cat doesn’t eat fish”

    “BM saya sungguh menghisap” LOL

    jo: wahhh.. bm and canto overlap. ahhaha doesn’t it suck?

    –

  3. calvin says:
    May 14, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    since when you become the next “usman awang”….lol.

    quote “BM saya sungguh menghisap”
    translation “My BM’s sucking!!”…..lolz

    Jo: hahaha when I am stimulated, I can write poems to release tension one.

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  4. Ashley TwoFish says:
    May 15, 2009 at 1:41 am

    muahahahaaaaa…..menghisap sungguh. tapi bukannya pantun you. negara ini yang menghisap ahahhaaha

    jo: lol i rasa semuanya akan baik!

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  5. FengY says:
    May 16, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Ke hadapan adinda Jolene

    Puisi kamu itu sungguh indah! Saya amat tertarik kepada maksud maksud yang tersirat.

    Boleh tak adinda menjelaskan maksud tersirat ini? Saya SPM BM Rumusan memang gagal

    jo: taknak jelas! 🙂 ini adalah latihan untuk kamu, pengagal SPM!

    –

  6. Sharyl says:
    May 18, 2009 at 3:51 am

    i totally knw wad u mean. m goin thru that shit right now. if you saw my fb note. you’ll knw wad im talking about.

    jo: *BIg Hug…*

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  7. mizzyN says:
    May 18, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    helo, i was trawling the net when i found your post on the curve. menghisap is so kinky/pornocious, hahhaa!

    jo: lol! think i read it somewhere before, used in a very inappropriate context.

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  8. esther says:
    May 21, 2009 at 9:25 am

    bm saya sangat menghisap! HIAK HIAK.
    you rocks!

  9. yi lin says:
    February 24, 2010 at 10:21 am

    hey!! I love this poem!!! its like dedicated to my ex who cheated.. hahahha this type of ‘kucing’ no point of forgiving coz once they tried, they will repeat.. anyhow its been a long time i was out of touch in reading ur blog coz i was in thailand.. internet connection sucks.. shall msg u when i see u on msn.. hehehe

    jo: haha thanks Yilin!! 🙂 yeah men who cheat are scumbags! i’ll see you on msn too!

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