Editted at 12.03am on 6/5/06: Hahahahha…. Exotic E-guy, Dashing Daniel/Kwo Kuang, Kinky Kay Hong and YummyÂ Yijin were right. Their faces really can help raise my hits man!!
Today’s hits recorded 463 unique hits and 623 pageloads!! LOL.
*for those who do not understand..Unique is the Number of DIFFERENTÂ IP addressesÂ viewing my blog. I always like to believe itÂ as 463 PEOPLE viewing it. (I can get delusional sometimes.. it could be myselfÂ viewing it hour, after hour.) and Pageloads means the amount of time the refresh button has been pressed. It’s not my highest lah(highest was 1700 unique hits when Kenny Sia pimped and 800 unique when Minishorts pimped me), but these days, business slow, so anything more than my satisfactory average of 400 unique I also happy liao.
And of course Wild Weng Lum, Dashing Daryl and Charming Chun Leen helped spike the hits as well.
More pickings tomorrow:)
Thought I should at least look the part of a pimptress. Yeah, nice hat I know. I needed a new hairband and I can never resist stupid things. Hence.
*flexes fingers* Now..
A’right, the following victims of mine have been recruited by me. But no worries girls, I only pimp the ones sans emotional baggage. Better for the business you see.
Lok Weng Lum, as you canÂ see, moves with high society. At 19 years of age, he has elegance, charm and the amazing ability to bitch WITH you about anything under the sun. Perhaps one of the few remaining guys who has no problems reading girls’ minds. I can tell, I have the gift, you see. Most guys get a slap on their heads for being “Ugh, men”, but Weng Lum has the gift to communicate with women you see.NotÂ just all that sweet talk bullshit but actual things that you can relate to.Â It’s a rare trait to find in men.
And I think it says it all when I tell you that he loves children. Especially your children.
For more information on Weng Lum..
Email me at email@example.com, with the subject: Wild Weng Lum
I know you want more.
Daryl Seow Li Sheng. This 20 year old car enthusiast is currently under a scholarship with Mercedes Benz and is a Mercedes Benz technician. Just how many little boys get to fulfill their dreams? (Safe for Yummy Yijin the pilot in my previous post). This guy has a heart of gold and is a perfect candidate for those of you who are looking for a strong, solid and long lasting relationship.
Don’t mind that beautiful girl there, she’s just a friend. A friend of mine as well, ehehe, that’s Gaya by the way.
Daryl is sweet, funny and talks alot of cock but that’s what fun is all about right? HeÂ has an extremely big heart and is able to love you whole heartedly, just like how a woman should be treated.
For more information on Daryl..
Please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org, with the subject: Dashing Daryl
No? Still fussy?
Allow me to present to you the final candidate of the four…
..is aÂ friendly 19 going on 20 year old Johor boy called Chun Leen. He was Chee Kiang’s room mate when they were studying in Temasek Junior College, Singapore together under their ASEAN scholarship. So do not worry girls, he is a brilliant boy, your parents will LOVE him. Besides, he is INDIRECTLY Jolene-trained. High quality stuff.
Since Chee Kiang is my boyfriend, and Chun Leen was his room mate and hence CKs good habits might have been instilled in Chun Leen as well.
He hopes to do Law in the National University of Singapore and I’m sure he’ll be a fantastic lawyer at that. His best quality is that he is an extremely friendly person and fun loving as well. Works well for a first date, don’t you think? And of course, subsequence dates till you live happily ever after.
For more information on Chun Leen..
Please email me at email@example.com with the subject: Charming Chun Leen.
Till the next round of cheeky single boys who have given me permission to pimp them in such a manner.
By the way, I only find it entertaining to pimp my own friends. LOL, I don’t care if it doesn’t entertain you, as long as it entertains me. And maybe, hopefully, someone actually takes these pimpages(I created that word, yes) seriously and sends in an email requesting for more information on the boys. Ehehe.