Strange how the randomest memories can just pop into your head.
Remember the days when handphones were still a novelty? I’d say circa 1999/2000. At that age, I was quite an active Interact and Leo Club events’ go-er and obviously I have yet to have my license yet at that time. Handphones were obscure and contacting my mum to come pick me up from whichever hotels was quite a hassle.
Thank god Su-Chien had a handphone then.
I remember I’d ask if I can borrow her handphone to call my mum. Noticing that her keypad was locked, I’d whisper to her, “Psst.. what’s the password?”
“Just press the ok button, the one with the line, and the star at the bottom,” she’d reply in a normal voice. I was puzzled. Isn’t she worried that others might hear it?
However, I can never remember her ‘password’ and would whisper to her everytime I wanted to use her phone. She’s reply in the same loud voice, “just press ok button and the star button.”
“Not scared people know your password ar, say so loud?” I asked, perplexed.
…………..-_-. Now only I realised how stupid I sounded.
Another random memory would be in my old house in SS19 Subang Jaya with my mother. She was was waiting for the washing machine to be done with the clothes, and I was sitting on the potty, waiting for that last bit of shit to come out. Keep in mind that I was 2 years old.
I looked at my vagina and asked, “Mummy, why my petpet got tongue one?”
“It’s to clean the dirt that collects at your pet pet la girl,” my mother looked at it together with me and explained.
“Why cannot move like my tongue one?” I asked, pointing to the other organ in my mouth.
“It will move when it needs to clean the dirt away,” she said.
What was my mother getting at?!! Maybe it was too embarrassing to tell me the proper function of a clitoris. I would not have understood anyway.
My petpet tongue has never moved in all my life. It must be very very dirty.
Oh by the way, I’ve got a secret to share. Actually hor, I like to record myself singing. I’ve been doing it since 2004, and can only force it onto my poor friends through MSN. But now you can download it from filelodge.com(Kai Lin, I discovered the service from your blog!)
I was looking into the mirror last night and suddenly this urge in me had me singing this.
And while waiting for my dinner,I did abit of this. 😛 A song my father would sing to me as a child.
Oklah, don’t insult my singing ya! >=(