I’m A Nice Person After All

I realised that I can be quite a bitch when I stay with people other than family.

Of course we must have other people to stimulate the inner bitch in me.
But where is the line drawn between bitchy and just plain “what a fucking bitch”?

We all know the stories about Vinnie and the housemates. But you’ve not heard the latest.

Sometimes it’s better to forgive and forget. Just read on first okay?

A couple of weeks ago, Li Shen wanted to study next to me and Vinnie’s table is next to me. Vinnie was upstairs so Li Shen sat at her table. Then she started to get too comfortable and even put her leg up on the table. I mean hahaha, dah lah enemies, quite bad also lah.


Of course, every race also don’t like anyone to put their legs up on their tables lah. She must’ve been too angry because she’s actually a Punjabi, she made a typo talko.
Li Shen scurried away and Vinnie touched the table and did a little prayer. At that moment, I was like, “Wah sei, damn fake.”

Was memang pissed with her already and so I decided to take revenge ona behalf of Li Shen who went upstairs.

Vinnie’s not a great singer especially when she has a Windows Media Player on. Plus, I can usually hear every thing the singer is crooning. It’s that loud. So I was waiting for her to start singing so that I can say coldly, “Eh, can you not sing ar?”

But she didn’t start singing. The second opportunity was there though, so I took it.

“I can hear every single word,” I said in my best bitchiest voice.(Thanks Amanda for the training!)

She innocently said, “Hahh?”

I repeated, “I. CAN. HEAR. EVERY. SINGLE. WORD.”

She didn’t answer me and we just ignored each other. Then she went to the bathroom and once again she didn’t press the flush button so I said, “You didn’t press the flush button again!” and slammed the door.

We were both ignoring each other again after that.

The following morning, she told Li Shen, “Eh, I went to your room and I saw my chair there.” Then I butt in with a damn sweet voice and said, “Oh? You WENT into LI SHEN’S room?”

She buat innocent and said, “Oh nolah, just passing through!”

After a small argument about the silly plastic chairs, I went back to my desk to study. She was studying there and her file was jutting towards my side and I took my huge ass heavy water bottle and pushed forcefully at her file. She took her file and slammed it on the table.

We ignored each other again.

Then after awhile her elbow was jutting towards my table. I really wanted to say, “Us Chinese ar.. don’t like people’s elbows on our table.”

But that would’ve been too mean and I couldn’t say it. So I just settled for, “Excuse me, your elbow?”

We ignored each other more after that.

We went out for dinner and didn’t even care about her. She became seriously pissed after that. Banging things, playing the music loud loud.

She even said she wanted to shift out to our other classmates. We were like, “good riddance!”

We were even glaring at each other and giving each other those lingering evil glares… fierce wei.

The entire house didn’t talk to her for a week plus and I myself cooled down already. The bitch in me upped and left.

It was damn pitiful actually. She’d lock herself up in her room and would only come downstairs to take water and other than that, she’s just up stairs for the rest of the time.

One time while I was cooking spagghetti, I saw that she had a coat on and I just felt that she was so pityful so I tried to make conversations. I asked, “You cold issit?”

I gave her a shy smile.

I mean I understand how painful it can be to live with a bunch of people who won’t reply you, won’t talk to you and will just do whatever they can to snub you. But this has got to stop because she never did anything EXTREMELY horrible to begin with.

In all honesty, I can’t even remember what’s the worst that she has done.

I would give small smiles when I see her around uni. Nod at her when she comes home.

I think it is time that this should blow over.

Yesterday I even engaged her in conversation by offering to correct her spelling error in her psychology presentation slides. She returned the favour by helping me to kill a bee that was going into my room.

But she’s seen how mean I can be and I don’t want to go back to before, but I just want this polite distance between us.

I don’t want to be mean. I wonder what got into me before. *shakes head*

Because Every Picture Tells A Story

My hostel has too many roaches. They measure about nearly 3 inches on the average. I am not shitting you. I was studying and then I felt something fall on my head. SOMETHING CANNOT FALL ON MY HEAD FROM A CEILING.

It then fluttered on my head for awhile before falling onto my arm, allowing me to realise what it is, and then my leg!! And it had the cheek to crawl down my leg and I SCREAMED AND SCREAMED until all my housemates came downstairs. Hahahaha.

Wuan Phing then rolled up a newspaper and slammed down on it. We left the newspaper covering the bastard in all its cockroach juice glory. Too disgusted to clear it up yet. Let it fester until the following day. Hehe.

When I removed the newspaper the next morning, it could still move! Pissed, I took Ridsect and sprayed and sprayed until it was completely covered in the white poison. Yes….*puts fingers together like Mr.Burns*… wriggle my child, wriggle to the smelly depths of insectiside hell.

Everytime I kill an insect, sure got another fellow species come and seek revenge one. I was eating a bowl of cereals one morning and Li Shen walked pass my room and said, “Wah, gom tai ge kah chat geh?”(What a huge cockroach!) I thought she was joking… but ended up having to battle the roach myself again. Swat at it and it fell on my bed.. UGHHH.. Then it ran into one of my bags and I heard it scurrying inside and I turned the bag inside out and MURDERED IT WITH INSECTISIDE and slammed another newspaper on it.

Not my fault it chose to die on top of the whiz kid’s head. Sorry. I think the whiz kid is very clever though. I hope slapping a cockroach with a photograph of someone’s face is not a curse of any sort. 🙁

Another one of my creations! Mushroom and gravy!! Yum! LOL.

Poured all over my mediocre spagghetti. Don’t buy any other brands BUT Preggo sauce please. That’s the reason why it tasted weird. It just wasn’t Preggo.

Kedah is THIS boring. I’ve created more during my boredom. Nice or not??:D The purple thing on the right is a snake, yes. If you’re asking me why it has ears, I also don’t know why. When I told Li Shen, “Snakes cannot hear one lah, why you put ears?” Then she said, “So he can hear lorh. Poor thing ma.” -_-;.

Latest additions are a candy, an icecream cone, a pau, polo mint, a bowl of porridge, a birthday cake with wordings, three stalks of roses, a sushi, watermelon, a basket of dimsum, a toiletbowl with shit and tissue paper, a dice, a supposedly Care Bear(the pink ugly bear look-alike), a spasticated Mickey Mouse(can you spot it?), a French Man with a ciggarette, a mangosteen and an orange. A durian is in progress.

I’ll show you a few of my favourites upclose.

Candy. Like the swirly colours? I’m good. Tell me I’m good:)

HAHAHA, comes with shit and all. Tissue paper is so real, courtesy of Wuan Phing.

Bonjour! French man smoking. The main attraction of this model is the eyes.

Top view.

A white rose… nice leh!! I mixed the colours for the stalk. Green and black to get dark green.

three roses…:)

And yes, I was back again for the weekend. Classes ended before lunch so I arrived in Subang just in time for dinner! 🙂

Came home and mum told me that Dad is reading my blog already and she mentioned the bra-swatting entries. Sigh. It’s time to filter my entries. Everybody say hello to my dad, my latest reader. 🙂

Mel came to pick me up to go to Tanjung for a spontaneous yamcha with a fragment of the gang. Thousand apologies to those that I did not contact. Sorryyy..

and I were there since 9pm and they only started arriving just after 10pm. Friday nights are usually one of the busiest nights for Everybody had other plans so it was abit sad as we went there to tumpang three tables. MelTanjung and everyone were giving us the evil glare.

It was damn funny because we wanted to convince other people (and the mamaks) that we had imaginary friends with us.

The mamaks glared at us and Mel did an innocent cute peace sign back at them. Then I also follow and did somemore peace signs with a huge grin. Then I got carried away and started to puff my cheeks and poke my cheeks with both fingers. Mel was laughing like mad and she said, “Doing it in front of the camera is ONe thing, doing it in front of a mamak is Sooo..sooo..wrong.” HAhahahahaha.

We were talking to our imaginary friends and offering them drinks and patting them on their backs and when I was half way talking to Prim(one of my Imaginary Friends), Barry popped his head down, table level, and said, “Hell-loo!”

HAHAHA. We explained the concept of imaginary friends to him and he acquired a few himself. Even engaging Prim in conversation. How nice of him.

Then Mun Teng joined us and when she took the chair next to me, I said, “Ow!” and we all cracked up. HAhahaha. Stupidness.

Barry and Mel posing with one of the imaginary friends.

Prim and I. Doesn’t she look hot with her latest haircut? You don’t think so?

Then the real human beings FINALLY came. Grr. Mun Teng, Esther, Kwo Kuang, Chien, Chun Guan, E-Guy, Chun Meng, Chin Ju and Amanda who joined us while she was with her events job doing some rounds.:) I can’t believe I didn’t take a photo of everybody!! My apologies. Here’re a few though:

Kwo Kuang pretending only lah.

Mun Teng and Esther.

E-Guy and Chun Guan.

Chun Meng.

Chee Kiang has finally completed his A-Levels and came back to Malaysia on Saturday. Finally went out with him during the weekend.:) We watched Just Like Heaven, had dinner at Fish and Co and ended the night with a mamak session in Tanjung(the mamak people should be sick of me by now). The last time I saw him was two weeks before my national service. :

Some people pray before they eat, I take photos.

Chee Kiang’s dish. It’s actually a fish covered in something like spinach and that’s not carrot, it’s rice!


Sunway Pyramid is so beautiful this time of the year with their Christmas decorations! I think it’s the prettiest so far. The Sphinx didn’t get to wear a christmas bell though, but other than that, it was beautiful. Li Shen and I were staring at in awe when her brother drove us home from KL on Friday evening.

Some photos of the decor near the entrance:

The glitter covered floor. I am obsessed with glitter.

Christmas flowers!

Nice leh!

I like this one the most!

Then it’s back to kedah again. Sigh.

Fortunately I got the back seat with ample leg space.:D Chillin’ with a CLEO magazine(December issue!)

The only part I like about the rides back to Kedah… is the journey through the highlands. Always got mist one!! I have always been fascinated by mist especially when it is damn thick. Just like how I love glitter.

The Magical Rice Cooker Produces Another Miracle! (and so does Mr.Brown)

I’ve brought our relationship to another level…

The magical rice cooker and I have started using oil during our moments together.
The scent of chopped garlic fizzing in the hot oil…mmmmm… my nostrils flare with every breath I take, inhaling the wonderful aroma of burning garlic.

At first the oil seemed very viscous at the bottom of the cooking pot, but when garlic and kang kung was added, the tell-tale fizz of water and hot oil told me that, EUREKA!! THE MAGICAL RICE COOKER CAN BE USED A FRYING PAN AS WELL. WHOOHOo!!

The compulsory garlic. <3


Cheapest bottle of oil with a brand that I could recognise that I could find in Tesco. RM2.90!

Sha..sha….. ok, I will stop making spastic sounds.


There you go! After adding water and salt, it’s starting to look like proper cooked vegetables.

Tada!! Looks good or not?! It was edible okay, and very nice too. 🙂

Coming up next: Meat with Spaggheti.
Coming up nexter: Steamboat Party(a joint venture among all our rice cookers) for the entire Bandar Puteri Jaya hostel people at the guys’ home.

By the way, I was flipping through the Seventeen magazine last night and I saw this new column where they take a guy and give him a make over. I looked at the guy and thought, “Hmm, cute. Nice green shirt. Well done, but who would do it?”


I remember during our trip to Halo Cafe, Dennis mentioned that he would be appearing in Seventeen after being dragged by Mel or Mabel.

He was telling us about his experience during the photoshoot.

The photographer would ask him, “Lei hor ng hor yu siu har?”(can you smile abit ar?)

After some frustrating moments, he said, “Lei hor ng hor yu ng siu ar?”(Can you not smile ar?”

Finally he said, “Um, lei hor ng hor yu man tit ar?”(Can you be more man ar?)

HAHAHAHAHA.. Rest assured. Dennis is all man and he was doing this shoot out of courtesy because he was asked to. Still…*continues laughing at photographer’s comments*

Is it just because my best friend Melody works for Seventeen and hence people I know tend to appear alot on Seventeen or do I know too many people as I grow older?(ahem)

Among the pages I found..

Jasmine Yip.

and Yvonne Foong.

On another note, here’s a hearty congratulations to Singapore’s top blogger Mr.Brown. Another beautiful addition to his wonderful family. I just realised that he and his wife have got the nicest ideas for names. Their first child is named Faith, second child named Isaac and the latest addition, Joy. 🙂

Well, it’s the new generation of names! No more Nicholas, Amanda, Melissa, Jonathan etc. (Sorry to the nicholases, amandas and melissas that I know..just that I know too many liao.:P)