Studying 6 Hours Straight Makes One Spew Crap(Four More Hours To Go! yay!)

It’s 3am and I think I can finish this post by 3.05am.

So yes, I’ll be crapping alot.

I’m doing my checkblog-checkemail-after-every-topic to release some pent up stress. So here I am.

Okay, so let’s talk about the shit that I’m going through.

Besides the going ons as mentioned in the password protected posts, I myself am quite eager to see what happens next. Exam exam exam, everything on pause.

I’m going home tomorrow and all I can think about is finishing the microbiology paper and dentistry paper(which I HAVEN’T even looked through after the first reading) tomorrow and …oh. Actually the part about the going home should come after the part about the exams. See, it’s so late. My brain feels like it has undergone liquefactive necrosis. Pathology is over and done with. The last sentence is from pathology. It means that your brain has turned to mush. Literally.

See, I’m crapping.

I haven’t been crapping in a long long time in my blog. It’s well-thought out crap.

They say if you don’t think and keep writing, it’s actually your guardian angel who’s typing for you.

 

I wonder what does my guardian angel wants to say to me?

She’s saying, “jolene, if you don’t get your ass back to your books.. you’re gonna suffer suffer suffer suffer suffer muahahahahahhahahahaah”….

I don’t think I really like my guardian angel. But I don’t quite like myself either. I should have found different strategies in planning out my studies. Like, finishing the reading a week BEFORE or at least three days before the exam so that my read through can be carried out in normal human hours. I’m not a fucking 7-11 convenience store.

*rubs eyes*

I’m not that tired really. I think I can do with two hours of sleep tonight meaning I will climb into bed at about 6am? I don’t know. I feel like vomitting. Coffee+instant maggi+Half a bag of nachos… oh god. And I’ve put on 2 kgs after thinking that I lost 2kg.. so yes, basically I’m back to the same weight. Hahaha, oh, you can count too? yay for you.

I AM SO SLEEPY, CAN’T YOU TELL???? Or issit lethargy from the studying?

I hate fungal infections. On me… in my books… in my syllabus…everything about it. I measured the thickness of the notes and nearly killed myself. Nearly half an inch worth of boring boring boringness.

Herpesvirus. That’s what I like.

Herpes Simplex Virus 1 is usually attacking your face.
Herpes Simplex Virus 2 is on your pet pet.

And oral sex fucks it all up. Hence HSV-1 goes to your pussy and HSV-2 ends up on your face. So my notes say.

Acyclovir is used for treatment of suspected viral menangitis.. … am i correct here? The disease is aseptic because you cannot cultivate any bacteria or fungi from the CSF.

bleh bleh bleh..

I had fun studying with Lie Yuen in my room just now. We played microbiology charades. I asked her to name me the aetiology of encephalitis.

Norwalk virus from Caliciviridae family was one of the answers.

I had to shake my head and walk around the room and yet she couldn’t get the answer. Get it? Shake head…walk………..? Ok. nevermind.

Hepatitis E virus?

Pat on the stomach(I suppose that’s where my liver is kua), pretend to drink a bottle of alcohol, swing my head around pretending to be drunk… cirrhosis happens in the liver. So does hepatitis. I hoped it was a close enough action. She couldn’t get it as well.

Microbiology charades suck.

Alright. Alright. We’re lame.

All I can think about now is watching Desperate Housewive Season 3 Episode 8 on the bus back to KL tomorrow at 4.30pm onwards.

I’M GOING HOME! ESTHER’S HOME!!

I’m ..going back to my books now.

Oh! My handphone received an sms. I’m stimulated.

K bye.

P/s: Brenda messaged. She said she wanna dig her eyes out..no wait, that’s me. She said she’s damn tired and she keeps falling asleep. She’s taking a shower to ‘wake’ herself up. At 3 in the fucking morning.

Oh look, it’s 3.10am.