..with the housemate who is ‘sleeping over’ in my room tonight because she scared herself silly by reading up on the origins of the Japanese and Korean cult horror movies on Wikipedia.
Me: When you have your own clinic next time, will you get a credit card machine for your clinic?
Lie Yuen: See how first lor.. I’ll ask my mother first.(her mum is very business savvy). Because very mafan la all these banking things.
Me: Har.. if shops can use credit cards, why dental clinics cannot?
Lie Yuen: don’t know la, but most of them prefer to use cheques.
Me: Hmm.
Lie Yuen: Say right, if an old man comes into the clinic and after alot of treatments he say he got no money to pay, what will you do?
Me: I will offer him discount lorh.. quite kesian right.
Lie Yuen: But what if he always come back leh? and use the same old trick?
Me: Hm. I will see how la. If he is humble about it then maybe I will help. But if damn sui yong come in and think he can get free service then I won’t layan.
Lie Yuen: Okay, say if one middle age, healthy man, comes in for treatment and say he got no money?
Me: Confirm yong sui already one. I won’t give discount!!
Lie Yuen: But how will you know if he is rich or poor?
Me: I will take history lor.
Lie Yuen: As if the patient don’t know how to tell lies.
Me: True also… maybe I will hire private investigators. Hehehehe.
Lie Yuen: wtf.. private investigators just for a RM35 filling?
Me: um…then take private investigators course lor! Chi ki kau tim!
HAHAHA. Good planning or not?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i help u investigate with ultrathe38gossipsmelling nose!!! hehehe all the best 4ur exams!
jo: ahhaha. thank u thank u..:D ur too kind.
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3 years later we are going to look back at this kind of stupid conversations and laugh our head out
jo: ahahahha we so are!
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or u can just post it on your blog and let your readers investigate for you
jo: and kena sue for not protecting my patients’ privacy??? 0_0?!
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Alternatively, after the investigation is complete, you say you don’t have money to pay. Then flutter your eyelashes at the investigator.
But make sure the investigator is either a straight man, a homosexual woman or a bisexual creature.
jo: hahahhaa.. wooo.. why not i provide free dental treatment to that investigator?:P
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lololol!! so cute your conversations!!!
jo: lol she la, always give me stupid situations to think about;D
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