Eat Shit Sleep Week Day 5 – Of Hamster Porn-Telenovela and Desperate Housewives Fandomism.

But of course, as like any other eat shit sleep post, there are tons of unrelated things to be blogged about. Titles are SO limiting. *bitch fit*

Joining our ‘kempen’ is Denise of Twentyoneten.wordpress.com

That makes a paltry total of four! But we’ll still have our fun, right guys?

Mervyn aka Luzzio
Yee Wei
Poh Nee
Denise.

I know, I know. I skipped a day. But the post below was important for my mental health okay?

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I woke up at…let me see, I think it was around 10.00am. Lie Yuen barged into my room and in my sleepy stupor, it took me a second or two to register who it was at my door. “Ebby sent a message asking all of us to go and try out our new uniform. It’s at 10.30, Brenda will be fetching us. You want to go?”

I was only three hours into my sleep and I’m supposed to get ready for school(when there isn’t even any remotely academic reason for me to go)? Hell no!

So back into my slumber I chose.

Lie Yuen so kind, she woke me up at 12 via a phone call asking me to come out for lunch. Ah, the wonders of having a car of my own. No need to trouble your housemates to come home to pick you(Lazy pig!) up for lunch. You’re your own woman!

Lunch was the same ol’ same ol’. But the egg yolk wasn’t too runny today. I is sad. Even the vegetables were slightly shriveled. I is very sad too. I want nice juicy bak choi with salty watery gravy and runny yolks to be piled on top of my half a plate of rice. Yeah, half a plate.. that’s my pathetic attempt to cut down on carbo. (which so doesn’t work coz I would usually eat Bak Kut Teh at night when we go to Taman Ria, another food court near our place.)

After lunch, Lie Yuen, Nien and I watched the latest episode of Desperate Housewives. So close your eyes and scroll down a whole lot because this is an eat shit sleep post and so i shall blog about Desperate Housewives. Sigh, all these old men in Desperate Housewives are actually kind of sexy. I think Tom is the sexiest in a goofy way, Mike looks like Dr. House – so he’s out of my list, Orson (Firstly, because he’s a dentist, second, those thin lips and floppy hair, and Oooh *shivers* wrinkles…*eyes glazed over*)….. and the most beh tahan would have to be Carlos. I used to hate him a lot in Season 1 because he looked greasy with that mustache. He was very sweet in the seasons in between. But now when he is blind and needy and whiny, ugh.

Do you all think Katherine Mayfair is really sincere in being friends with Bree? I can’t get over the way Bree speaks and phrases her words. It’s so polished, something that I can never achieve. 🙂 I could watch her talk over and over again. OH OH! Speaking of Bree, did any of you watch Episode 11 where Orson came down the stairs with little Benjamin? The part where he said he needs to fight the Van De Kamp DNA and then he holds little Ben’s hands and makes animated motions? I played that part over and over again. See! Orson is so adorable in that way! *sighsigh*

What about the fire? Do you think Tom did it? I don’t think so. He did admit to the brick but a fire? And it’s quite obvious who set Rick’s pizza place on fire. Rick himself lah duh! Still trying to win Lynette over or maybe just fuck things up between Tom and Lynette. He’s doing a pretty god job as it is. Sigh, my favourite couple on desperate housewives. Susan and Mike are like fillers only. I also love Gabby! Gabby is so funnily evil in this episode! Hahahahaha.. “I have to walk in these heels all day long! You get to sit in a chair and roll!” Gabby said that to a handicapped man in a wheelchair who had to “park all the way back there next to a dumpster” when the handicapped man told her off for parking at a handicap spot.
We couldn’t stop laughing when she was manhandling the poor man and then when he got too much she just pushed him away and he rolled along. Damn kesian. So insensitive!! But at the same time it’s damn funny coz you can’t imagine what kind of person could do such a thing. Only Gabby. 🙂

I do realise I am stuck in a rut. Before attempting to study, I would be stuck with my stickers thing. Gah.

So yeah, no prizes for guessing how I spent my afternoon.

I did however have some fun with my hamsters!

But first, here’s a couple of back dated photos:

I brought my hamsters along when I went back last weekend! Throughout their stay at my place, Angel remained intrigued and curious. She would scratch the cage with her paws and when no one was looking she would step back and start “Ching Ching”-ing the hamsters. Ching Ching as in putting her two paws together and moving them up and down in a begging motion. Like how we wish people Gong Xi Fa Cai? Yeah, i know, I have a clever dog. But if she is Ching Ching-ing the hamsters, it’s not a good sign. It doesn’t mean that she wants to be friends – it’s only because she views them as something edible. She won’t do her tricks if there’s no food involve!

Angel asks me why is the hamster clinging on for dear life.

Then she went back to staring at them for the longest time.

I was extremely bored during my studying(as always) and decided to have a mini photoshoot with the hamsters.

“Somewhereee…out there.. beneath the palleee *voice breaks* moonliggghhtt! ~”, sings Annabella the hamster. She yearns for her man to come by when she stares up at the moon each starless night.

“Hark! Is that my darling I see?” Annabella asks.

“Yes, it is I, my darling, my love,” came the sexy whisper of the man whom she is forbidden to love. For he, is a man, with many litters and he must love no more!

“My other wives must not know that I’ve come to see you, my love. They must not know!” says Augustine, the dashing hamster, with a hint of urgency as he climbed down from her ceiling. Just like Santa Claus. Ho ho ho.

“Mmm ohm, mmf, mmmm OOo, aah yes..” the sound of sweet sweet furry love penetrates deep into the night as the two rodent lovers frolicked in the wood shavings.

“I..I..I am a virgin.” Annabella blushes.

“Hush my love, have no fear for I shall be gentle as only a hamster can be!” Augustine reassures the young rodent.

“Oi, some privacy please?” Augustine gives the bitch stare.

“We interrupt this programme with a message from our sponsors. Samsung i550 is awesome because it takes super clear photos! Ok thank you!”

“Did I say it right ah?”

*theme song for telenovela plays. The show starts again*

“*GASP* ANNABELLE! I NEVER KNEW!…I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU WERE A…A…….”

“…….WERERABBIT!!!!!!!!!! NOOOooooooo!” cries Augustine.

And with that, Annabella the Wererabbit hopped into the night. She was never to be seen again.

Sigh, why am I so boliao.

The uniform try-outs I missed today, needs my presence tomorrow. ;\ The university is ordering scrubs for us which is SO DAMN COOL in a way! Scrubs! =D Like a real surgeon! Awesome possum. Heard that they have it in purple and blue. Blue looks more professional right?

Over dinner, Zhu Zen, Lie Yuen, Brenda and I were talking about our upcoming Genting trip. They asked me to tie my hair because they are afraid that my head might come off if my hair gets stuck to the machinery. Rumours has it that some girl’s hair got entangled at the top of the Solera Space Shot, and when the fucking-freaky drop came, her head got dislodged. Rumours lah.. ahahha but a cool urban story none the less.

So I told Lie Yuen, “Nevermind lor, come back without my head or hold my head on the way back to Kedah.”

“Hm, yahor. So since you’re so lazy, when you come for dinner, the head come only(coz need to eat) and the body can sleep at home.” scoffs Lie Yuen.

“Yaya! Good idea!! HAhahahah”, I said, quite liking the idea.

It’s a new day tomorrow! One day closer to me shitting my pants! Exams, don’t you just love it?