Samsung Blogmob: Short Stories On The i550

I’m guessing the Blogmob organizers must be telling each other that they regret choosing me as one of the bloggers seeing how this is only my second post after the event. 😛 But this is my style, as it is, I’m finding it hard to blog everyday and I have finals coming up okay? Don’t la so sarcastic say my phone has rested well for one week. (Nearly two weeks actually:P)

I’ve done a lot with the phone but you know, I’m just getting familiarized with it. I’ve taken pictures, took a few embarrassing self videos that I’ve deleted, played the game, downloaded themes, recorded myself singing, used it to view some powerpoint presentation, used the voice signal, tried the GPS, tried Google maps, played with the radio(and loving it!!), 3G-ed myself on my Z610i, sent SMSes to Chee Kiang, called my parents on the phone because I didn’t know how to use the SMS function then (am I turning into an adult?! *gasp*)..and of course, going online with it every 5 minutes or so. 🙁 WHICH IS BAD. One paragraph of notes, and then check my gmail. Another sentence, “Eh, see facebook for awhile.” Haih.

Anyway! I’m not too good at geeking out on the specs (which you can easily get from jasonmumbles.com or royalshortness.blogspot.com.. them boys, they love their tech.) but I’ll do what I do best: being stupid bordering on bimbotic! Yay!

This is to appeal to the female audience. Are you all enticed already? Doesn’t all the bling turn you on? Don’t you wanna take your finger and trace that blue tracking ball lovingly, stroking it left, right, left right, up, down, down, faster, faster, FASTER..(seriously must stroke it damn fast if you wanna scroll all the way down. I’ve learned the kungfu.)

I’m killing two birds with one stone by the way. All these bling-blings? They *might* be up for sale. I’m thinking how many to allocate to one packet and how much to charge. I have like 6000 pieces of blings there. Any takers? The best price wins! :p

The Samsung i550 is synonymous with luxury.

My low budget photo shoot. Awesome white background = the back of my antibiotic notes.

I had a tiny Jolene’s gadgets gathering. Sort of like a welcome party for the Samsung i550.

l-r: Ol’ crappy Lumix FX10, Blue Ipod Nano, Sony Z610i My Love, My Other Love – Baby Pink Nintendo DS Lite.

And of course my half-blinged pink FX12 Lumix wanted to be in the photo as well. Ol’ Crappy Lumix FX10 seems to be doing an ok job today..it usually fucks up on me. (which is why I bought the pink FX12!)

The two pretty gadgets didn’t want to bother about the black Samsung i550. What arrogant gadgets they are, the Nintendo DS lite and the FX12.

Instead, they preferred to hang out with other pink items like the pink optical mouse (which is embarrassingly smudged with my dirty fingers for many days on end.)

Lastly, the Samsung i550 had to pay its respect to the most senior gadget of them all, the Super Blinged DELL INSPIRON!

The i550 was keen to befriend the z610i. You know, them being phones and all. However, the z610i refused to acknowledge the i550.

The i550 explained that he only wanted them to be on good terms, since they were both phones and all.(like how a Malaysian would want to be friends with another Malaysian he met in Timbuktu. Same concept.) The z610i was skeptical.
The i550 also pointed out that he might want to be careful because he only has a build-in 2.0 megapixel camera where else the i550 himself has a 3.0megapixel camera. So pandai-pandai lah see who will get dumped aside after awhile. Du dDu Du Du Du. < –the i550 singing innocently.

 

The z610i was like, “What? No! Wait, shit. I am slightly blurer than you! Damnit! I hope she won’t throw me away!”

The i550 could only smile a knowing smile as sinister as the hamsap smiles in Lou Fu Chi comics.

“You won’t throw me away right?!!” the z610i pleaded with me as it cried blurry tears.

The i550 seems to be enjoying this.

The z610i thought he saw the i550 being all cocky. That pretentious bastard!

And here for some pathetic addition of photos to the “Show the phone to most contest”:

My brother and the camouflaging i550.

When Yan Chuan came up to visit Lie Yuen(and then at the same time come to me, his series-peddler, who provides him with .avi files to keep him entertained when he comes up to Penang for his business trips.).

LoL. No, not trying to fish for additional “show the phone to most” body count. Just thought that this photo is damn cute.

That time still hangat ma, just came back to SP only. Now the exam season has taken its toll on me. See if I wanna continue with the contest or not. =\

Cze-Yin, Ee Chean and Ah Thong damn layan. But don’t know why Ah Thong looks so sad.

Retiring to bed now, and hopefully I can come up with an eat shit sleep post tomorrow! Good morning everyone!