A Night Out With SOME Bachelors and Cheng Beng Before That.

I know, i know, weird title. I met up with a few of the boys in what seemed like ages.

But do I have good news for you girls or what? They are single AND very very available.

First up, I have a sexy pilot to introduce to you girls!


His name is Han Yijin, and sometimes he goes by the moniker, Julian. He is 20 years old this year and has 6 months left before he becomes a full fledged pilot with the Malaysian Airlines. He promises to fly you to whereever your heart desires. He’ll bring you to the destination of your dreams and promises never to even bat an eyelid at the air stewardess. Don’t those dimples just rock your boat so bad?!
For more information on Yijin…
Email jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Yummy Yijin


Second in line we have the oh so tok-kok-alot Chew Kay Hong. Or …NiCholaS. (goes away and laughs for awhile). Okay, I’m back, Ahem. Right.
Kay Hong is a 20 year old business student at Taylor’s Business School who hopes to pass his exams in order to go to Sydney in the middle of the year to further his education. He would love a serious relationship(praise the heavens!!) but would be heartbroken when he leaves for Sydney in the middle of the year. He’s looking I’m looking for a woman who can take good care of him and make him kiss the ground she walks on. Not very hard to do, but all the best in sustaining it! Ganbate girls! He can make you laugh non-stop if you’re looking for a clown. 🙂
For more information on Kay Hong..
Email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Kinky Kay Hong


The third and the sweetest of the lot!
A relatively shy boy who is damn sien about trying to explain his name time and time again, Siow E-Guy, is also 20 years old this year. If Siow E-Guy doesn’t cut it for you, you can call him Gary. But I prefer E-Guy. Thanks ah. A Mechanical Engineering student at Semenyih NOTTS, he comes back every weekend so no worries about the whole typical Long Distance Relationship(LDR) syndrome kids our age so dread. He is everything your parents have dreamt of..so what are you waiting for? Bring him home, NOW!
For more information on E-Guy…
Email jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Exotic E-Guy


I’m wondering if I should screw this up for him for the amount of times he has bullied me. (ie. clipping the retort stand to my pinafore back in school, slapping my hand on a puddle of undried liquid paper, poking at my pimples, calling me fat..)
ANYWAY…
Our comical and ever so lovable Lim Kwo Kuang is SURPRISE SURPRISE 20 years old this year as well. You can call him Daniel if you like. He is a Chemical Engineering student at NOTTS Semenyih as well and comes back every weekend as well. There will never be a dull moment with him because he is so goddamn funny. Does very good imitations of anything that is imitable, pulls stupid monkey faces to cheer you up and will be the first to make you feel better when you’re feeling down. Okay lah, got to love him.
But remember to give him a good slap if he insults you too much.
For more info on Kwo Kuang..
Email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Desirable Daniel (sorry lah, K no more adjectives in my lousy vocabulary).


Just a couple more photos of the sexy bachelors to entice you girls ..
L-r: Desirable Daniel, Yummy Yijin


Group shot!
L-r: Desirable Daniel, Yummy Yijin, Kinky Kay Hong, Exotic E-Guy.

Yummy Yijin and Kinky Kay Hong are members of the famed Leng Chai Gang. Don’t ask, i also malas to explain. *rolls eyes*


I’ve tried and tested Kinky Kay Hong, not too bad I should say. If you guys don’t mind that he is now an opened package, be my guest and email me! HAhaha.
By the way, it’s a glittery tattoo some girl made for him.


The bachelors posing with their pimptress!

hahahaha.. Com’n, how do you expect me to blog about an Asia Cafe dinner with old friends?? Sien. So I had to spice things up a bit. Besides, the boys were so adamant that their handsome faces can attract alot of hits for my blog wor. Rigghhhht. *observes NO rise in hits*

The reason I was back for the weekend was to go down to Malacca for a very very late Cheng Beng session.


Welcome to the Simple Ho family. Where we offered the same cake we were gonna be eating for tea time to our grandfather. Still family what, sharing is caring.


Since most of the ancestors were situated at the bottom row, we sat down and spent time with them. Ahem. Then I was randomly recognising chinese characters(yes, miracles happen, I can recognise a few, like Wong, Lam, Sim, Lee, Ming, Lan, You etc etc). So my grandmother was telling me whether I was right or wrong. Then she also got into the fun and started criticising the names of the deceased neighbours of our ancestors. She was saying that back in those days people were illiterate and named their kids Ah Kau(Dog), Ah Ngau(Cow), Ah Chu(Pig) and etc.


Chillin’ with the deceased relatives.


You can’t do much when you’re visiting deceased relatives can you?


Maybe his mother loved chinese opera. or is that a palace?


Ugh. Disturbing.


I meant to take a photo of them coconut puddings, but this happens with good food. Yummm!

All 11 of my bestest best friends(AbbyAmandaMelodyEstherHsienSheDeeMinDeeLiPengMunTengLiss minus Chien) were ALL online at the same time after dinner. So amazing to have 11 people in a chatroom. 11 people who matters to each other. Unlike those pointless chatrooms where you just get invited in randomly not knowing what to make of the strangers in there.