Fuckety Fuck. For the past week I’ve been stuffing my face silly. I think I’m binge eating. I knew I was heading straight to hell when one of my coursemates pat me on the back and my tummy wobbled dangerously, my toes playing “Now you see me! Now you don’t!” as the tummy obscured the view of…
Author: Jolene
That Emo Meme
I realised I was caught up in the world of blogging for the past half a year and forgot to take the time out to really read the blogs of my really close friends. Now I read every single one of them because I want to know how they are; whichever part of the world…
You Want Long Pants? I’ll Give You Long Pants!!
“…there are men who gets turned on when they dress up in babies’ nappies and waddle around the place, knocking things over and being fed pureed carrots and behaving exactly like babies.” EWWW. That’s an excerpt from Marian Keyes’ Further Under The Duvet, her latest biography. Shit, I’d divorce any husband of mine who engages…
Cannot Wear Shorts One Meh?!
The cafeteria owner strikes again. Yesterday, she told me off for wearing too short shorts to the bloody cafeteria in front of a long line of other people. I mean who is she, the disciplinary board? And even if so, WHAT discipline?! The rule book did not state that I cannot wear anything I want…