I’m in a horrid horrid stroke of bad luck. The last straw has got to be the fucking fucking fucking FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING horrid stench coming from the manhole next to my study table. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY STUPID NO BRAIN SHIT ASS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY PUT A MANHOLE IN THE LIVING ROOM? NO BRAINS…
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The Battle Goes On: Jolene Vs. Cockroaches
I need to pimp this entry for Amanda. And what better way to associate Chow Kah Soon with the vile roaches that I am going to feature on my blog today? Eff off, Chow Kah Soon. Cheap shit. What did the blogosphere teach you? Tsk, tsk. I’ll start the real entry now: — Every single fucking day, without…
Chick Literature: How They Define Womenkind
“A damn good book!” – Jolene Lai. One of the nicest things in the world is when a good ol’ chick lit gets converted into a movie. I’m still holding out for Divas Las Vegas(Belinda Jones) and PS. I Love You.(Cecilia Arhern), probably the best so far in the chick literature genre. With all the…
I’m A Nice Person After All
I realised that I can be quite a bitch when I stay with people other than family. Of course we must have other people to stimulate the inner bitch in me. But where is the line drawn between bitchy and just plain “what a fucking bitch”? We all know the stories about Vinnie and the…