Due to my sucky internet connection, this is the best that I can do at such short notice!
if I were to impersonate a celebrity…a boring choice would be Britney Spears.
Save money on wigs, just go bald!
and this is the most recent diva-ish photo of myself that I can find. Complete with entourage and all! How bout that?
If I were a celebrity, my vajayjay would be paparazzi worthy. It needs the attention to boost its low self esteem. Poor vajayjay. *pat pat*
As a celebrity, I get to throw mobile phones, dangle my kids over the balcony, beat up my boyfriend (and not go to jail yet) and …apparently, I heard that Jennifer Lopez has a nipple tweaker (a person, not a machine. Though that would be nice.) to get her nips to be perky during a shoot for one of her movies. I want me one of those!
Okay, end of lame attempt.
I already know what I want to go as and NO it’s not Britney Spears. *rolls eyes diva style*
internet is still down by the way. FUCK YOU STREAMYX. FUCK YOU.
We’ll see how Maxis Broadband fares, since this party IS sponsored by them. 🙂