I’m a Musicon Celebrity thanks to Maxis Broadband

Due to my sucky internet connection, this is the best that I can do at such short notice!

if I were to impersonate a celebrity…a boring choice would be Britney Spears.


Save money on wigs, just go bald!


and this is the most recent diva-ish photo of myself that I can find. Complete with entourage and all! How bout that?

If I were a celebrity, my vajayjay would be paparazzi worthy. It needs the attention to boost its low self esteem. Poor vajayjay. *pat pat*

As a celebrity, I get to throw mobile phones, dangle my kids over the balcony, beat up my boyfriend (and not go to jail yet) and …apparently, I heard that Jennifer Lopez has a nipple tweaker (a person, not a machine. Though that would be nice.) to get her nips to be perky during a shoot for one of her movies. I want me one of those!

Okay, end of lame attempt.

I already know what I want to go as and NO it’s not Britney Spears. *rolls eyes diva style*

internet is still down by the way. FUCK YOU STREAMYX. FUCK YOU.

We’ll see how Maxis Broadband fares, since this party IS sponsored by them. 🙂