On one warm night not too long ago, I found myself lying in bed for hours on end.
I simply couldn’t fall asleep!
I tried and tried.
Still, I was wide awake.
Making emo calls to Befrienders.
After spilling out my secrets to the Befriender’s hotline operator about how I’m in love with my dog’s mother’s owner’s son’s daughter’s son’s niece’s nephew which is strangely named ‘A’, I decided to give it another shot!
For awhile I felt myself floating into another realm.
In my mind I saw a midget monster scrambling towards me on all four limbs. From time to time he would spit at me.
The midget monster was clinging on to my neck and dangling freely with one hand while the other one tried to grab at naughty places. Needless to say, I was damn scared.
According to witnesses, I sleep-walked out of my house after the nightmares.
!! What a close shave! I was only this close in becoming tomorrow’s headlines. “Girl, 21, dies in road traffic accident just outside of her own gated community home -_-” < — emoticon will be inserted in the headlines too.
*cue for Angels’ singings*
I think i found the answer to my sleepless night.
True enough, a sense of euphoria settled in as soon as I climbed into bed with a packet of Original Flavour Chipsters.
It makes a good pillow too.
Actually very hungry. (*note the drool!*)
According to scientific studies, having many Chipsters in your mouth will aid in better breathing, weight loss, combat against skin problems, hair loss prevention, eliminate all possible occurrences of cancer but most of all it guarantees one to sleep soundly throughout the night.
I sleep so well with Chipster that Lie Yuen’s angry “Jolene you haven’t wake up yet?!?!?!” face doesn’t even faze me.
But compared to a night without Chipster………
“Shh, don’t disturb her. She gets cranky and wakes up really early in the morning to make rack of lamb and shredded chicken bits porridge for the whole house when she hasn’t got her Chipster fix,” Lie Yuen tells Cze-Yin.
“Good what! Like that we hide the chipsters forever! Yayyy can eat porridge everyday!” says Cze-Yin who has no heart.
….The End! And they all lived happily ever after.
I WANT THE WIIIII…I’m a born again Nintendo Lover. *hugs Nintendo DS Lite*
See you all at Nuffnang’s Pyjamas party! (if i get the tickets lah)
24 thoughts on “I DO Sleep Better With Chipster!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA… GREAT POST
jo: hehehe thanks Boss! *looks pointedly and forlornly at the Wii*
You actually wore your PJs to 7-11? lol
jo: hahaha KY! this is nothing…i’ve worn it to a mamak… three times!
haha jolene, so cute la you! the car headlights pic damn drama wei!
jo: hahahahh i know! damn bodoh rite:D
With such great efforts u made… U definitely deserve the tics to Nuffnangâ€™s Pyjamas party!
Wish ya luck 🙂
jo: hahah tickets memang can get one if you’re already writing an entry on chipsters…but the Wii!! why never say i deserve the wii?? hahah
need to wash your feet before you go to bed jolene. no wonder teh nightmare! haha
jo: Hahahhaa an old wives’ tale or can u really see my black tapak kaki in the pics?
this made me laugh! XD
jo: hahha thank god it did..
God, I keel you. Your post made mine look so stupid.
jo: alaa..where got! ur one makes chipsters look delicious:D
Wow! LOL this is a good one. Thumbs up for creativity and another for the effort. The 7-11 guy got throw u out not 😛 LOL
jo: hahha thanks Kuan.. lol, no, the greeting cards’ rack was blocking me. phew~!
Optimash Prime will fight your midget monster for the Wii!!!!
jo: HAHAHHAHAA..well, good luck with that…. midget monster transforms to giant monster and stomps on ur Optimash prime. damn cool pimped up mr.potatoes u got there though!
omg!! u pray inside 7-11!! hahahhaha!! nice wan!! :D:D
jo: hahha not as geng as u!!….how much did u spend on those chipsters??
loL!! respect.. u went out in your PJ’s!!
jo: hahaha i do that quite a bit..
So creative and so much effort! I’ll be surprised if you don’t get the tix AND the Wii. Oh yeah, the 7-11 people didn’t stare at you one kind arr? Crazy lah you…
jo: hahaha now that’s a nice comment…:D lol i waited till it was relatively empty.
rofl, you’re insane!
jo: if not insane how to win the wii?:D
lol…tats funny girl…
btw, i think i know u…u used to study in Taylor’s college before right?
are u the one i went to your house for manicure??
jo: hahha yah i am. i remember u. i went into your apartment too remember? and took photos inside?:D
what a great post 😀 funnneee
jo: ehhehe thanks nicole.
hahaha so funny!
i wanna write too =( and go party =((( suxxor laaa
jo: 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 I wish u were here too…!
LOL! No words to say! U are good!
jo: loll..thanks for the faith..
lol.great story there!
jo: hahhaha thank you thank you
HAHAHAHHAA. Freaking funny. Esp the part where you’re bowing down to chipster at 7-Eleven. HAha.
jo: hahahhaa…. my dignity was at stakeeee.
Awesome post…. U terrorized the ppl in 7-11 wif pj’s?
Bravo for your guts….
Think you’ll win gurl… its even better than malaysia’s most famous blogger’s one…
jo: LOL u know Dr. Barathi was in her sister’s car outside 7-11? She must’ve wondered what the hell her student is doing……how sad that SP is so small ..:P
hahha..got alot of other funnier ones..:)
the best post of sleep better with chipster i had ever read. cool!!
jo: hopefully lah..:) but i doubt so..
you are 1 emo whore!!!!
well said edmund….
I could write a fucking book about how annoying ur face is…
I could write 5 chapters just on how much i feel like spitting right on ur face…
I could write another 10 chapters on how socially retarded u look but all the words in the world combined in their infinite permutations would not [â€¦]