Sigh, here we go again.
Remember last time someone said I should wear some make up? And how I blew my top rebutting the asshole to death with my legions of support from all you readers(thank you you guys!).
Well, yeah. *cocks head at tagboard* Take a look.
editted: Thanks Your Limpeh Louboh! I don’t understand Hokkien..but yeah Your Limpeh Louboh is the good guy, Your LimpehÂ is the bad guy. By the way, your limpeh louboh means your father’s wife issit?
But nah, no need to help me to slag my flamers because I don’t get flamers.
I mean the only time I get flamers is when I type whole posts to vent and rant and have you kind souls to come fight that flamer with me and most of the time they disappear forever.
But yeah, quite stupid right. Just because
I don’t look pretty enough, oh wait, it was not that subtle, Just because I look like shit, I should remove my blog, and nominate myself to the ugliest blogger list.
LOL. Honestly. I laughed.
There were times when I was younger when people called me ugly I cried.
But when I’m older, UGLY MAI UGLY LORH what can I do right?
A day or two later someone else will tell me nice things like, “Wah! Your legs so long!” “Wah, your hair so nice today!” “Wah, lost weight ar?” “Hey, pretty girl.” (the last one I add to make myself feel better, you blow ar?)
Silly Limpeh, he wants me to delete my blog because i look like shit.
Okay people let’s just have one or two minutes of silence to ponder over the facts he proposed.
1) I blog.
2) I look like shit.
3) So I must delete my blog.
HOHOHO. Just too random wei.Â I can’t even come up with anything to make of that.
Little does Limpeh knows that I too have a role in contributing to the colours of this blogosphere. To some people the shades that I have painted may look brighter, to some it’s no different than magenta is to crimson… but I’ve made my mark here, I’ve got my own brand of style..
.. fucker doesn’t know a veteran blogger when he stumbles upon her site.
Without me, there will be NO girls(maybe got la one or two) but I repeat NO girls left in the blogosphere who are willing to take photos of their (squeezed)pimples, bug eating escapades and long armpit hair(oh, you missed that post? Poor thing.)
Without me, who is left to continue pimping all the singleÂ guys in existence?
Without me, who is left to make you shake your head and go, “Jolene Lai..Jolene Lai..tsk tsk.”
Without me, who is there to provide links WITH photos of pretty pretty female friends’ blogs?(eh you perverts, I can see who clicks on what links one okay. Always clicking on the same girls only. Ceh.)
Without me, WHAT WILL THIS BLOG BE?
Mahai, I sleep afternoon nap first. Good afternoon! *yawn*
p/s: I know most of you sweeties will console me. 🙂 But it’s okay. I am STRONG. *pounds
breast chest with fist*
Big girl already. Little bit thing like that, just scream “CHop his balls!” then finish. Ok kthxbye. Nitenite!