Here’s my entry for the Nuffnang Regional Blog Awards.
Once upon a time, there were two jaws named Bogeh and Chewy.
L-r: Bogeh, Chewy.
Chewy and Bogeh were friends. Not exactly, super close that kind but at least they got on sort of well.
Sometimes they shared a good laugh together..
And sometimes they argue and start mouthing off each other.
One day, Chewy said to Bogeh, “OMG LOOK THERE!”
So they looked.
Mr. Pringles said, “Ahh. That was a good one.” and walked away after he excreted a piece of Pringles chip from his can.
The aroma from the Pringles chip started wafting up to their..er.. I guess noses, wherever that is.. and they were both enticed.
Bogeh was faster than Chewy and picked it up immediately much to Chewy’s horror.
“It’s MINE!” Chewy bellowed.Â
“OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET GO!” screamed Bogeh.
It was so intense until suddenly..
‘Prrraaakkkk’. Bogeh broke in half and lay motionless on the parquet floor.
“AI YAI YAI…what have you done?!?!” screeched Mr. Pringles.Â
Mr. Pringles put his head on the motionless jaws. “No, Bogeh. This is terrible. You fought over a piece of chip from me and now you’re gone!!!” Chewy looked on nonchalantly.
But he was also abit kepo lah, like most Malaysians and Singaporeans. You know how got car accidents sure must see a bit a bit one.
Chewy decided to pretend that nothing happened and slowly put the pringles chip away into the back of his mouth.
“How could you do this to your friend?” asked Mr. Pringles.
“You should be ashamed of yourself!” chastised Mr. Pringles.
“Like I care!” said Chewy indignantly.
Chewy then continued to chew his Pringles chip with all the satisfaction he could muster. “It’s KRRUNCH TIME!” said Chewy.
And made a mess – which showed he was really enjoying himself, savouring the salty chip, bit by bit.
Autopsy results on Bogeh’s homicide will be revealed soon.
“It’s Krrunch Time, Get Playful!” is the theme of this blog post. I was just messing around with some old dental casts which I used for my endo simulation practicals. It’s playing right, sort of like giving life to your soft toys when you were a kid and making a storyline out of it.
So this is the first part of the contest. Don’t expect another story line for the second part of the contest… I hardly have time to shit these days.
4 thoughts on “It’s Krrunch Time, Get Playful – A Pringles Drama”
Haha love it when bogeh snaps when i was expecting the chip to give way. Reminds me of this joke:
Tarzan and Jane wanted to have sex, so Tarzan goes to buy a condom. The shopkeeper suggested he buy a hardened latex condom which is better suited to his strength.
Later, Tarzan returns and complains:
Tarzan urgh urgh, Jane ahh ahh, condom preak! (splitting sound)
He gets a condom made of wood, and later comes back annoyed with the same story:
Tarzan urgh urgh, Jane ahh ahh, condom preak!
He gets a condom made of stainless steel, and later comes back again in a massive rage, flipping tables and all:
Tarzan urgh urgh, Jane preak!
jo: LOL LOL her vagina got so fragile or not..elastic one ma..
Jolene!!! *dies* That was fantastic! LOL.
jo: ahhaha thank you Pei Xuan
jo: thank you for laughing!
Nice ‘body’ outlines on the floor – very CSI ;p
Hope to see you in Singapore 🙂
jo: hahaha i thought it lend it a nice touch.:) hope to see u in SIngapore too!