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My Dog Humps Like A Boy

Posted on November 17, 2008November 17, 2008 by Jolene

My dog has taken an unhealthy interest in me.

She would usually run away from me and hide in a corner whenever I return home from uni. It depends on her mood really but I think it was because of all the times I’ve thrown her up in the air for fun, or picked her off the floor by her armpits. I don’t really have a good track record with her dad as well. Back when Bubbles was still alive and younger, he had these protruding balls whenever he splayed out on the ground. I’d press it a little bit with my toes to disturb him. Too tempting! Nothing bad happened, since Angel and her sisters did materialize, right?

Anyway, back to Angel.

For years she has liked humping my hand. But in the past few weeks, she has managed to make herself very comfortable on my right thigh and cling on to my arm and go at it like a mad woman. She would go so fast, so fast, so fast to a point that I start to worry if she might get a heart attack.

This is her after her ‘work out’:

I don’t get it! We have had her spayed and she’s..yeah, a female! But she’s doing naughty boy things! One of my theories is that tying her tubes (fallopian?)  probably prevented her oestrogen and progesterone from flooding her body like a normal female. As a result, the testosterone in her body is not acted against and pretty much controls her urges. I don’t know, what do I know, I’m just a 4th year dental student who forgot her 1st year physiology stuff.

Nowadays when I’m minding my own business typing away at the computer, she would come up to me and bark, wanting her fix. I really should stop layaning her. Bad girl! Down!


This is Angel who was shocked to know that I was taking her photo.

8 thoughts on “My Dog Humps Like A Boy”

  1. Tan Yee Wei says:
    November 17, 2008 at 9:27 am

    “I’d press [Bubbles’ balls] a little bit with my toes to disturb him.”

    Haha wtf… you’re my hero *shiny eyes*

    jo: hahaha very nice and squishy! Highly recommended if you have a male dog! 😀

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  2. irvine says:
    November 17, 2008 at 10:21 am

    lol. cute little one

    jo: she is, isn’t she?:D

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  3. Tan Yee Hou says:
    November 17, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Haih,

    Some people are born weird.

    high 5 bebeh!

    jo: some DOGS are born weird. Unless you meant me? *shifty eyes*

    –

  4. hyperX says:
    November 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Your dog is cute. Just like my girlfriend’s puppy.

    jo: haha thank you! my dog is an adult already..5 years old already. 🙂

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  5. yuehuan says:
    November 17, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    hi! first time reading your blog =) your dog is really cute. why is she so horny thought? o_O

    jo: lollol.. like owner like dog. hahaha..kidding.:P

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  6. yuehuan says:
    November 17, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    *though

  7. Simon Seow says:
    November 18, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    Too much testosterone?

  8. Vince says:
    November 21, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    hmm
    I read some where that humping / biting is a sign of dominance!

    not too sure tho… mebbe u’re dogs just horny 😛

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