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To Hurt An(other) Evil Woman

Posted on January 14, 2007February 8, 2008 by Jolene

I had my mp3s on while playing Quadrapop last night on my handphone at 4am(just before bed time).

Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me came on.

Honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door,
Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor,
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes of me.

Hehe, initially I was really amused by the lyrics. Then this weird evil thought came into my mind and I’d really like to pose a question to all of you.

Imagine. The ONE girl that you hate so much, who goes around spreading rumours about you, who tries to steal all your thunder, who bitches about you to her friends in front of you, snatches everything good in your life.. on top of that, she has all the annoying attributes: Horse face, horse laugh, thinks that she’s the prettiest girl in the whole wide world etc.

Maybe you might have other criterias to instigate such hatred in you, but surely you get my gist. Right? Good.

Would you make out or sleep with her boyfriend just to get back at her?

To see the pure unadulterated hurt on her face which will compensate all the hurt that she had caused you?

Hear me out, I’m saying boyfriend, not husband. Because husbands means kids and kids means you’ll be a home wrecker. That’s not right.

While it is an interesting thought, I myself would not do that but I will definitely arrange for her hurt and betrayal to take place if she so much as stepped on my tail(and mash it on the floor with her foot). Like arrange for a slutty friend to take on the dare and shit like that. But then again, I hardly have any slutty willing friends to begin with.

We all know(and imagine) how extremely hurtful it would be to be cheated on. And most of the time a cheating boyfriend/girlfriend will try to keep it all a secret for obvious reasons. But just imagine if the person he/she is cheating on… well, I’ll put my money on she as most of the time, it is the girls who are best at evil schemes….. Wants to let it be known that she has in her hands the one thing you treasure so much.

If you’re talking about treasures, besides hurting me by taking away my boyfriend, killing my dog, turning my best friends against me, you can also pour a bottle of thinner all over my laptop, roll over my new handphone with your front tyres(and reverse and roll, reverse and roll..*sob*) and even throw my camera against the wall. Heh, very easy to make me sad one.

But I’m just curious lah, if there are anybody who wouldn’t mind inflicting such pain upon a person whom you hold such a dreadful grudge against? We’ll take murdering the person out of the equation yah.

To see the girl you hate so much start sobbing in front of you while you’re making out(or to those who dare: f-ing) with her boyfriend?

To see the tears roll down her cheeks and see her throw objects at the two of you?

Would you feel guilty or would you feel an extreme sense of satisfaction?

I’d arrange for her pain. It’s too gross to bed her man, but what’s the point? The whole purpose of it is to SEE the look on her face knowing it is YOU who did it. Muahaha.

Okay, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Nolah, I don’t hate anyone now. Just a random thought.

*dives back into books*

Oh, here’s a milestone to share:


My first self-peeled pamelo! RM9.20 for a pamelo. 🙁 That’s more than what I pay for lunch and dinner in a day. But if it helps me to shit, then I suppose it’s good.

9 thoughts on “To Hurt An(other) Evil Woman”

  1. pelf says:
    January 14, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    Bananas are cheaper, Jo! 🙂

    jo: ahahha yeah i saw them. but can’t.. got ulcers now.:(                            
    –

  2. Sush says:
    January 15, 2007 at 3:50 am

    eat prunes lah woman. or papaya. the 2 most effective things to eat for constipation

    jo: LOL! what is this! I wrote a long post about a different thing, and two lines about not shitting and the comments I get are to encourage me to shit properly. lol lol lol.
    –

  3. Yee Wei says:
    January 15, 2007 at 5:16 am

    Err…that would also be hurting the boyfriend.

  4. meldee says:
    January 15, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    i pay $4.98 for grapes..that’s like RM15! Bananas are also about $3.99…Mangoes are like $1, so RM2.8 each. RM9.20 for pomelo not bad laa! I miss pomelo. yay mandarin orange season, here i come…!!!

    btw, there’s such a thing as karma…so if you like prolonged torture, just sit back and wait, but don’t hold your breath la 🙂 the laws of the universe always come and kick naughty people in the ass when they least expect it.

  5. simon says:
    January 15, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    eh its pomelo not pamelo. speaking of which, did you hear about the chinese pomelo seller called anderson lee?

    they call him pomelo anderson lee…

  6. g_mas says:
    January 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    if i were a girl, i’d happily b the slut. muahahahaahahahaa but then again such detestable girls don’t get boyfriends one wat.. or do they????

  7. AmAndAserAph says:
    January 15, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    YES YES YES! Give him to me!
    *cough* in a very impulsive non thinking manner :p er ohya, provided the bf is hot la, but horse face, shitty attitude, probably not! so the answer is NO!

  8. c.ho says:
    January 17, 2007 at 5:59 am

    hmm..

    well, personally. i wouldn’t do that. Not even get someone to sleep with her. i guess I see it as stooping down to her level? As in bringing myself down to her level. I’d much rather just ignore her. I guess I believe in the saying “what goes around, comes around”. Therefore, eventually, she will get whatever’s due to her.

    I guess I’d try to slam her back.. (it’s only human nature to want to get back).in a way, but not that way. Some way that’s less.. demeaning. Maybe her attitude alone will be a winning ticket for you. If she’s that bad.. then eventually she’d be found out and people won’t like her anyway.

  9. c.ho says:
    January 17, 2007 at 6:01 am

    ahh.. just realised i’m rambling in the comment. hahaha..

    i think in short, what i was saying is…

    human nature would dictate me to want to get back at her.

    but thinking about it, it would probably be best to just damage control and just ignore her as much as possible. ah.. there.. makes more sense now.

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