So I had my first pick up in a club just hours ago. The only time a guy walked up to me in a club before this was to totally walk pass me AND ask poor Chee Kiang for his number. (he retracted backwards in horror and said, “NOnonono!”)
I was not like being inviting or anything, just standing under the aircon near the DJ area cooling myself. Suddenly this oldish guy stuck his hand out, right in front of my face.
“Hi, Wo shi Derek,” said old guy.
“Umm..wo pu hui chiang hua yi. I’m Jolene”. I replied.
Switching to Cantonese after finding out that I cannot speak mandarin and he cannot speak English(ugh), I was trapped in a conversation for about 10 minutes, with my hands clamped together awkwardly. My terrible classmates and juniors just walked pass with smirks on their faces.
The conversation was pretty decent, with him and his broken cantonese and me trying to get away but still answering some questions since it was harmless. He was not offering me anything to drink or anything and I was just next to my own table where 15 of us were at.
Sensing that I was not that interested, he waved goodbye and went back to his old people friends.
After an hour or so, I was back on the dance floor with the girls.
The guy has got this very dirty old man look lah (though he said he’s 26) and I saw him looking my way but I felt weirded out and just ignored and continued dancing with the rest.
It came to a point where I was right in front of his table and he asked me if I wanted a drink. “Just a bit,” he said.
One of my friends said, “eh, better not..”
But of course I knew better than that. So I said, “It’s okay, I drank a lot already,”
“Oh…sure lah, you drank a lot. Your stomach so big!” Complete with hand motions and all.
But I gave him this look –> =_= and turned away and continued dancing. Glared at him a few times and then after awhile, he was chatting Cze-Yin up pulak.
Got buayaed and insulted in one night.
I’ve reached this level where getting insulted is actually a funny thing now as I’ve come to term with my flaws. 🙂 Must be something to do with growing up because as a child, I would take it really badly. Nowadays, I would enjoy telling my friends about these idiots and get the satisfactory, “WHAT A FUCKER!!” from them.
Ahhh. Stupid people.
11 thoughts on “Totally Bloggable”
i like the swearing part 😛 haha
jo: haha so do i:)
You have to give him credit for trying though =D
jo: hahaha no credits given to aging ah bengs who don’t speaking engris.
alamak….26 yo, old man for you ar. damn!!! im already 32, so could be your ah kong d lor….hahaha. i guess that miang guy goes around the club to pick up innocent girls as his next victim huh? you’re not that innocent i guess, so he pissed off and kau-kau kutuk you lah…if it was my wife, he would have gotten a big tight slap right over his face…..not to mention a good bashing on his manhood….lol. anyways, hope you had a good time….of course besides the celakak man incident. cheers
jo: hahaha…he was clearly over 30. no lah, you never offend me i won’t call u a dirty old man geh. 😛 I suppose that’s his hobby. hahaha i did. i did have a good time. pictures up later!
LOLOLOL.. seriously, what a effer.. -.-””
jo: ya wei..!
Aiyerrrrrrrrr…he look damn horny and old like 36 instead of 26. Should throw the drink into his face.
jo: hahaha later i get involved in a brawl in the club. Jolene and an old man punching each other. *sweat*
WHAT A FUCKER!!
jo: hahaha thank u!
Sour grapes. The fox can’t get to the grapes so he concluded that it was sour. Don’t let it bother you. You look great, and the fact that he was trying to pick you up shows that he’s interested too. 🙂
jo: lol maybe he was not looking below the belt yet.
hahaha ppl emo mar kena reject by you… y nv go curse him in english hohoho
jo: lol i was stunned beyond words ma. so i just gave him a scoff and turned away.
haha yeah why nvr curse him in english..
i came across this situation in bar cerlona. this cheap fella drop 1 buck and when i picked it up he said its mine. so i took it then 3 seconds later he said the money is his and he want it back and claimed that he wanna know me badly. what a cheapskate. 1 buck -____-”
jo: LOL i think words like fucker, asshole all should be quite well known even if the person doesn’t know english! and if i use any other cursewords..no feel one ma:D
WAH HE DAMN CHEAP RIGHT. what did u say to him?
HahAHhaHAhAah! Now that was so unexpectedly random.
And I realized how much I miss reading your blog as well as everyone else’!
Hehehehe hope all is good back home, Jolene!
jo: hahaha awwww Slinky…good old days..good old days. 🙂
You take care too..I hope to see you soon!
ahh. guys. what a cheapskate.
anyway, hope to see you around campus yeah! =)
Take care. ^^
jo: haha, some guys cannot pay for whores. so they pay for cover charge and see what seems within reach. 🙂 See you around campus, girl!